naruto surprised k first off how that fish dude!!!
me:...which one?
naruto:zabuza!!! i mean sure fine and dandy everyone loves him but isnt he kisames long lost fish smelling brother?
me:...ooooooook anywho today was kindof an off day---
naruto:like your clothes? surprised
me:...no like YOUR FACE!!! evil evil evil anywho you would not belive this!!!
naruto:trust me after you tell us nobody wouldnt belive ya...*starts to eat ramen*
me:you think that youre soooooooo funnie you brat!
naruto:i dont think i know...I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
me:then who is your mom and dad? am i really your sister or an illusion??are you alive or dead?
naruto:...ok so idk everything big woof...
me:anywho my birthday is coming up!!!
naruto:great youre getting another year older...
me:so?
naruto:ever heard of crows feet? wrinkles? gray hair?? for jashin sakes when you smile for a picture you might have missing teeth!!!
me:hey now im not sasori's grandmother ok?
sasori:you no good---
me:ANYWHO!!!! oh and naruto you just described the third hokage... now where were we? oh yeah besides my birthday coming up guess what happened in A.N.B.U
naruto:did they give you the boot?
me:...>< i wished actully some girl named Nica-chan i mean you should've seen her room it was full of ItAcHi pictures!!!
naruto:...ok and? she has a thing for itachi big woof.
me:bad dog!!*hits him with a newspaper* *a picture falls out*
naruto:*looks at the picture that fell out the newspaper*WHOA!!!!!
me:...what about it?
naruto:LOOK!!! HE'S ACTULLY TALKING ABOUT ME!!!
me surprised ooooh honey every talks about ya....
me:well were going to turn in and i just want to say is Hablo espanol and the anbu Por poco me matan cuando estabamos en California & Nueva York
naruto:i didnt know you spoke spanish!!!O___O
me:si hablo espanol un pocoBYE!!!
naruto:yeah...*passes out*
