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Athevus
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The ways i could die on Christmas
If the weather is good, as in it's not pouring down lemons, I'm going kayaking. Here is a list of the ways that i might not servive to see all of u again!

1. I get hypothermia
2. Drown
3. Get a concusion from getting hit in the head by a kayak
4. Die of frostbite
5. A crocodile has a christmas dinner
6. A tree falls on top of me
7. The rope for the rope swing breaks, and i crash in a heap onto the rocks
8. I get stuck on a stupid rock in the middle of the river, and die from hunger after a couple of days
9. I get seperated from everybody else, and decide to make a swim for it, and when i dive into the waters, my head hits a log, and i sink unconsiously untill i drown unconsiously
10. I get seperated and dive for it, and swim to a deserted island of only sand, and eat a neon colored fish out of hunger and get poisoned
11. I get bit by a savage raccoon
12. A rabbit trips me and i hit my head
13. i get stuck in white water.
14. i loose my paddle
15. I get mileria from musquito bugs
16. A vampire bat drinks my blood
17. I get electricuted by an electric eel
18. My fishing rod wraps around my neck by accident, and strangles me
19. It starts to rain, and its acid rain, so i slowly melt away
20. The roof of the vacation home collapses
21. Our car breaks down
22. A bobcat comes and eats our food suppy
23. A bear...
24. A thunderstorm hits our house which catches on fire
25. A tornadoe
26. Twister
27. Hurricane
28. My sleeping bag has a scorpion in it.
29. My shoes have a female black widow spider inside.
30. I step into quick sand
31. The neighbor's savage dogs rip my limbs off.
32. We make a wrong turn
33. The power goes out, and my hair catches on fire from a candle.
34. The deck crashes in with me standing ontop of it.
35. I get caught in a tsunami.
36. there's a flood, and the house gets carried away.
37. i get stung by a bee
38. i get a big cut on my foot from a thorn, and it getys infected with sand, dirt, and other yucky stuff, and i can't fight off the infection
39. A duck decides to eat me alive.
40. i fell off a cliff.
41. i decide to end my life ahead of time.

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User Comments: [5]
CappyGirl
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 @ 04:03am


ROFLMAO
nice suvetha nice...


Shaddup-dammit
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 @ 04:15am


that sounds horrible. sad


riaichi
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 @ 04:36pm


wow your really negative o_o


Athevus
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Fri Dec 26, 2008 @ 04:40pm


Lol, u all have different views of me, like everyday... biggrin
Anyway, the list is scratch cuz 1- i'm still alive, and 2-my parents canceled the trip


RawrRawrRiley
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Fri Jan 09, 2009 @ 03:01am


You worry too much.........The odds of most of those happening are very unlikely.


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