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It is Halloween soon and i am very excited about it. But before it, i planned to go in towns to look for young beautifull women. This off course was not mine first time, when i had came up with such decision like this. And allways i've had some kind of adventure. As i came to towns, i began to look for sex, by yelling: "Wanna get it on?" My favorit pickup line. I did not get clear response. So i went to ask them a bit more closely. There was this fine young woman sitting near to house. I sat next to her and said. Honey, are you lonely? She told me that she was fine. But i did not give up so easily. I think i even over did it. She ran away and hid behind the house. Then i thought, okey, fine and let it be. But later on there came another beauty. So i asked her would she like to get it on? She said no. It turned out that she was girlfriend of the girl i met before. I thought that great! Threesome. I talked with them for awhile and when they were finally softening up. This damn green rabbit came to hump my leg. I was like, shoo! But like me. It did not go away. When i was cursing the rabbit, two men came behind the house. One of them struck violently my throat with knife and then they raped me. I was like. Well that was not the first time when something like this happened. Then i got this great idea. I noticed that this green rabbit could talk. It even said that it was woman. I remembered the old story about the toads and princes and thought that could this be somewhat reverse story for me? Well many bites later i managed to kiss this rabbit. Nothing happened. Needles to say, i was disappointed. But, fortunately Hitler came by. I was really happy to see him here. But i think he was fake. So, i healed my wounds and got away from that place.

Lets wish for better days to come...