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Things 2 do in an elevator that'll scare the livin daylights
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, all of you just shut UP!'
2. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh no, not now, stupid motion sickness!'
3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.
4. Do Tai Chi exercises.
5. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter/penny up your nose.
6. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'
7. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.
8. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.
9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
10. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!'
11. Start a sing-along.
12. When there is only one other person in the elevator with you, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
13. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'Is that your mobile/cell phone?'
14. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
15. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
17. Drop a pen or pencil, and when someone bends down to pick it up, yell 'That's mine!'
18. Bring a chair along.
19. Blow spit bubbles.
20. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
21. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'
22. Meow occasionally.
23. Make car noises whenever anyone gets on or off.
24. Get out of the elevator at every floor, say 'Oops!' and get back in.
25. Announce that you have a highly contagious disease.
26. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
27. Make explosion noises whenever anyone pushes a button.
28. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
29. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
30. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say: 'Hi Gregg, hows your day been?'
31. Move a desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets in, ask if they have an appointment.
32. Pretend your an air hostess and show the 'passengers' the 'emergancy exits'.
33. Ask 'Did you feel that?'
34. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others 'It's okay, don't panic, they open again!'
36. Call out 'Group hug!' then enforce it.
37. Stop at every floor and yell 'BOOGIES!'
38. Tell people they can't come in because it is reserved.
39. Ask people to move over as Fred doesn't like to be stood on.
40. Push all the buttons in a random order and leave before the doors close.
LOL! xx
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