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Hes gonna take you back to the past to play the shity game that suck a** he rather have a buffalo take a dump diareha in ear he rather eat the rotten a*****e of a roadkill skunk and down with beer he the angriest gamer you ever herd hes the angry nintendo nerd he the angry atari sega nerd hes the angry video game nerd


When you turn on your T.V
Make sure it's tuned to channel 3
He's got a neardy shirt,
And a pocket pouch
Although I've never seen him write anything down
He's got a power glove,
And a filthy mouth
Armed with his zapper he will tear These games down


He's the angriest gamer you've ever Heard, he's the angry nintendo nerd, He's the angry atari sega nerd, he's the angry video game nerd


He playes the worst games of all time
Horrible abominations of man-kind
They make him so mad he could spit
Or say Cowabunga....
COWA ******** PIECE A DOGSHIT!!!
They rip you off and don't care one bit
But this nerd he doesn't forget it
Why can't a turtle swim!
Why can't I land the plane!
They got a quick buck for this shitload of ********
The characters names are wrong why is that password so long!
Why dont the weapons do anything....


He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
Games suck so bad he makes up his own words
He's the angriest most pissed of gaming nerd
He's the angry atari,amega,CDI,Colleco Vision,Intellivision,Sega,Neo Geo, Turbo Grafx-16,Odessy 3DO,Commedore nintendo... Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.