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Your mere presence is sickening.

How is it that you manage to carry that fakeness about yourself without being noticed by those closest to you?
Your fakeness radiates from you like bad cologne.

And even with some form of cologne, your utter failure can be smelt from miles away.

Here's a tip: stop talking to yourself to kill yourself/not kill yourself, soap doesn't bite, neither to brushes and toothpaste.

And although you sport the homeless look very well, it's unbecoming.

Tell Seth to stop jacking off in your food because I think it makes you stupider.


p.s. I'd reccomend an enlargement and maybe some viagra, but I hear doctors can only make it twice the original size. I'm sorry, even then; two inches doesn't cut it.
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