All right, so Harley and I went to go see Dark Knight in IMAX, hell yes, three times in two days! But no, some weirdo's bought the tickets before us, grrrr! So we went and saw Hellboy 2 instead, which was pretty freackin sweet as well. =3 But anyway, here we go!
Person 1: Approach with caution, then hold a knife to their throat and coo daring and threatening messages and words into their pink ear. Then, slowly tease them by running the blade over their throat and cutting small indents before bringing it down roughly to rip through their torso and their pink flesh. STAB INTO THEIR STOMACH!!! Leave them to die.
Person 2: Approach with much more anger, now covered in person one's blood. Smile wickedly with signature laugh and random signature quote, a.k.a., "Why so serious?!". Quickly run at them, the blade drawn back and stab continuously in the face and arms, causing excrutiating pain. After, snap their neck and leave them to die.
Yes, I am a very sick man, nyahahahahaaaa. NEVER TAKE THE TICKETS I WANT AGAIN b***h! twisted
GIMME BUGS AND PAPER AND I WILL GIVE YOU ONE JAR OF BUTT SECKS!!!! >=D
 You are a bad word D8 · Sun Jul 20, 2008 @ 04:15am · 2 Comments |
