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*when i die, i want to be buried FACING DOWN so anybody who didnt like me can kiss my a**
*when life gives me lemons i throw them back and demand edwards cullen
*death: # 1 killer in the world tell your friends
*id call you ugly but i dont want to insult ugly people
*im like a sharpie: fun to play with, hard to get rid of
*i want to be the prettiest wreck uve ever seen
*oppertunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell
*never go to a doctors office where the plants have died
*see, i did care; now i dont
*you have 2 options: 1.move 2.duck
*freedom has no value if violence is the price
*may i please borrow your pen? i need to stab u in the eye
*please tell me theres a pharmaceutical reason for the way you dance
*im not *random* i just have many *thoughts*
*thats cullenlicious
*every girl needs an edward
*a good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend would be sitting next to you saying, 'that was freakin' awesome!'
*rain is just a free shower for hobos
*the only people you need in you life are the ones who need you in theirs
*you have a right to your opinions. i just dont want to hear them
*random fact #4: a shrimps heart is in its head
*a pregnant goldfish is called a twit
*random fact #3: a crocodile cant stick its tongue out
*life is never is bad as it seems so dont be emo about it
*so your the b***h who told the b***h that im a b***h. well listen b***h, it takes a b***h to know a b***h. b***h
*forget the cookies, come to the dark side, we have the cullens
*i read the first chapter of Breaking Dawn in Barns & Nobles and got laughed at for my facial expressions
*fall again bella? no emmit, i punched a werewolf in the face
*insanity: the ability to dance to no music; play dress up in the mall; sing off-key; and still see another day
*Mclovin? sounds like a sexy hamburger
*Whoever said sunshine has happiness obviously never danced in the rain
*the supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out alive
*the truth about the truth is it hurts. so we lie
*there r no ugly things, their just misunderstood
*random fact #1: drinking 2 glasses of gatorade can relieve a headache
*if edward cullen was real, id like totally stalk him
*sneaking out, making out, passing out, wat happens happens <3 Summer
*this is bob, bob likes u, bob likes sharp things, i suggest u run from bob... ohh too late
*yeah im a loser, but the coolest loser u'll ever meet
*life needs a button called Rewind
*shoot for the stars, just remember.... dont get hit by an asteroid
*why is the sky the limit, when there r footprints on the moon?
*Edward Cullen: my fictional boyfriend
*the police are looking for a suspect described as: sexy, funny, and smart, you're safe but where should i hide?
*we r the kind of friends who get hit by parked cars
*ur so emo that u got punched by a care bear
*its ok to be ugly, just ask ur mom
*3 words to humiliate any guy: hold my purse
*You with da FACE!
*Genuphobia: fear of knees, looks like they're not walking anywhere
*Triskaidek: fear of the #13, it'd suck then to be born on the 13th at 1:13:13 and be 13 now. Just saying.
*Cibophobia: fear of food wow can you say skinny?
*Noctiphobia: fear of nights when do they sleep?
*Cacophobia: fear of uglyness ahhh, they're scared of ur mom
*best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips, and in the end not saying sorry but... "haha! too bad loser!"
*Twilight: owns ur grandma's uncle's mailman's pink socks
*r u suffering from f**initis?
*having a good time is all about unleashing the inner nerd
awesome icons rite? u kno any kool ones u need to tell me! 4laugh heart whee
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