Math IS Dangerous!! xd
NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of math instruction.
'Al-gebra is a problem for us,' Gonzales said. 'They desire solutions by
means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, 'If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes.'