River Roots
"Turtle. Come here I need to hug you." Frog smiled and leaped into Turtles arms.
"Excuse me jackass, but the last time you gave me a hug. I peed myself."
"So? Come here my b***h!" Leaping faster than a bullet frog smiled and held out his arms.
"s**t Frog, lookout your about to hit a bridge!" Turtle screamed.
"Damn your right Help me!" Frog cried.
"Excuse me, but did I hear help?" The snake flew up and asked.
"s**t, since when did a Snake know how to fly?" Turtle asked.
"I don't give a Cream Soda how he flies help me!" Frog flew faster.
"Well, you see. This is Candyland Charlie." The snake took out his hand.
Quickly the Turtle punches the snake and goes out to burry the body.
"Hay! My b***h, where are you going?" Frog asked.
"Im trying to burry this ******** body."
"You know what screw you! I will save my own a**." Frog mumbled and floated to a stop.
"Good. Now you can help with hiding this body." Turtle looked smartly.
"Come into my car, I have candy." Snake woke up and spoke. Quickly without thinking Turtle went and got himself a shovel and started hiting the snake.
"Die you sun of a b***h!" Turtle screamed!
"Turtle you done?"
"Ummm, yah."
"Good, so umm how have you been latley?"
Frog sat down, and looked down.
"I've been doing good, what about you?"
"Good, Good. You know nothing new."
While, having a boring talk. That went on for hours and hours. Frog fell down the bridge into the water. But Frog never knew how to swim, he never could swim. He never would swim. He fell and started screaming:
"Help me you jackass!"
"Dude, the water is only 3 inches deep."
"Oh, right."
Frog walkes out of the river, and then Frog and Turtle have waffles. But after moments of talking, about more crap. Frog relizes he is 3 inches tall. So he tells Turtle about what he just relized.
"Turtle, I am only 3 inches."
"Oh, right."
"So now you really have to save me."
"Right, but you are not in the water."
"Oh, right. Here I will go in then you can save me."
Frog slowly walkes into the river, than screams for help. Then turtle saves him. Little did they know that Snake was still alive.
 R 4 P i S T · Sat Jun 07, 2008 @ 01:41am · 12 Comments |
