one day in an enchanted forrest there was an ugly duckling who wanted to be beutifull but he wasnt so lets just ignor him and begin our story.
our story begins NEXT TO the enchanted forrest w/ a lowly peasent named jeff. jeff loved a beutifull princess and she loved him back, but the king didnt want his daughter to marrie a commoner and so told him to become a night.
when he asked how to become a knight the king sayed he must slay a dragon with a stuffed bunny.
and so he began his jurny by heading thruegh the woods twords the dragons mountin layer but he was ambushed by rob'n da hood and his gang o marry men who wanted to rape him and donate his sperm to the sperm bank....so our hero ran and ran and ran and ran and ran untill he fell off a cliff and luckaly landed thruegh the roof of a house ouned by 3 pigs...unfortunatly it just so happens that a wolf had broken in earlyer and ate them and since then the property was inhabited by 2 evil witches and wicked one who was quite fat.
but fortunatly for him they wanted to make a deal:in return for sexual favers they would not eat him.
jeff sayd no and they got mad and tellaported our hero into a cave
he was there a good ten minuts before a 10 foot wolf came out of the shadows
jeff was scared stiff.
the wolf came up to him opend its huge jaws filled whith sharp teeth aaaaannnnnd........................................................
spoke...it sayd mhm im indibidubly sorry if i scared you old chap!!
jeff:...heh?
wolf:allow me to introduce myself! my name is edwin jekyl!!!
jeff:..wh....wha?
i am a scientist! i created a devise some years back that allowed me to see into the future and i knew you would be in this cave at this point in time so i came here to help you on your jurney!
jeff:why?
...well some years back i created a serum that was supposed to cure my ...um...hunger...i iam a wolf but...i cant stad killing inoscent creatures...but the hunger had to go somewhere and i got split peorsonaloty and every now and then i turn into a man called hyde....a few weeks ago ....hyde....killed 3 inosent pigs and the house they lived in was taken by three witches....the ones that sent you here...
its my fault you were sent here t the dragons cave unprepared and i must help you
jeff:WERE IN THE DRAGONS CAVE!!?!?!?!?!!?!
EDWIN:SHHHHH!!
dragon:raw!
jeff:aw its tiney!
edwin:yes i shrank it
and so jeff cut off its head and edwin the princess and he lived happily awhile after
to be continued
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