~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for xRav3nx.
~xRav3nx doesn't read books.She stare them down until She get the information She wants.
~There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures xRav3nx allows to live.
~Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as xRav3nx.
~xRav3nx is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
~xRav3nx counted to infinity - twice.
~There is no such thing as global warming.xRav3nx was cold, so she turned the sun up.
~xRav3nx can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
~ xRav3nx gave Mona Lisa that smile.
~xRav3nx can slam a revolving door.
~xRav3nx does not get frostbite.xRav3nx bites frost
~xRav3nx once ate a whole cake before her friends could tell her there was a stripper in it.
~xRav3nx don't actually write songs, the songs assemble themselves out of fear.
~Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.xRav3nx calls this "a slow Tuesday."
~xRav3nx always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
~xRav3nx ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
~xRav3nx was what Willis was talkin' about
~xRav3nx is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time
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