It's been nasty outside lately, I thought that the snow would have stopped by now but it hasn't. Anyway how about some quotes? Also my boyfriend is going to Wisconsin for a week than coming back and leaving again. I hate being away from him.
"Every 20 seconds you repeat her name but when it comes to be you don't care if I'm alive or dead."
"Is he happy, would you say?"
"Oh, yes."
"then why don't we just leave him alone?"
"If a man comes into my hut and defactes on my floor do I close my eyes? No! I break his skull with a stick!"
"Never kill a man that says nothing!"
"To change and to improve are two different things."
"When all men think you're an a** it's high time to bray."
"Lucky you were born so far away so we could both make fun of distance."
"Thank you for loving me in 10 million different ways."
"Age is of no importance unless you are a chesse."
"Lucky that my lips not only mumble but spill kisses like a fountain."
"Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them."
"Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing."
"A man that makes trouble for others also makes it for himself."
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