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If you give a mouse a cookie, he want a glass of milk.
If you give him a glass of milk, he'll want some more.
If you give a mouse more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood!
If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire!
If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to make some followers.

Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed.
If they feed too much, the national guard will be called out!
If the National Guard is called out, they too will become followers of the vampires!
If the National Guard fails, the presidant will call in a nuclear strike.
If the nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die, and America will become a nuclear wasteland, and collapse!

And with no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check,
Every crackpot nation will launch their own!
Eventually...the entire earth will be destroied...


And that's why I had to kill him sir!
:3 he was going to give a mouse a cookie!