Quiche Lorraine
The skies are charcoal grey It's a dreary downtown day But at the end of my 40 foot leash Is my little friend Quiche Quiche La Poodle is her name And having a good time on a crummy day is our game. Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Quiche Lorraine Everyday I take her out. Yeah! She runs around, she shouts out and barks. Yeah! Cause she's a good doggie She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy! Arf Arf And I know she'll stick by me, Yeah! Arf Arf Oh no! Here comes a Great Dane Drivin' down the lane Quiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here Don't leave me I'll go insane. I'll go insane. How do you like that? Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green About two inches tall, with a strawberry blond fall; Sunglasses and a bonnet and designer jeans with appliques on it? The dog that brought me so much joy Left me wallowing in pain Quiche Lorraine I'll show her! Do you see the key in my hand? I'm gonna throw it in the lake Yes, you've been so rotten to me, You take the cake. I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel And just you try and come back to me Yeah, you'll see. Quiche Quiche Lorraine you mangy mutt. Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche! Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine!
Rock Lobster
We were at a party His ear lobe fell in the deep Someone reached in and grabbed it It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean Oooo Wooo His air hose broke Oooo Wooo Lots of trouble Oooo Wooo Lots of bubble Oooo Wooo He was in a jam S'in a giant clam
Down, down
Underneath the waves Mermaids wavin' Wavin' to mermen Wavin' sea fans Sea horses sailin' Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin' Clam shells clappin' Muscles flexin' Flippers flippin'
Down, down
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis Girls in surfboards Everybody's rockin' Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire Havin' fun Bakin' potatoes Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard Put on the Lifeguard Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray There goes a manta-ray In walked a jelly fish There goes a dog-fish Chased by a cat-fish In flew a sea robin Watch out for that piranha There goes a narwhal HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
Enjou_Garyuu · Thu Jan 31, 2008 @ 02:05am · 0 Comments |