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FAKE a** FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE a** FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn... we ******** up, but s**t that was fun!"

FAKE a** FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE a** FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE a** FRIENDS: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out.