Here are some small, unknown facts about me:
-Genius once jumped out of a roflcopter while wearing lollerskates.
-The Ghostbusters call Genius.
-Leading hand sanitizers can kill 99.9% of germs. Genius can kill 100% of whatever Genius wants.
-"Genius" was once a swear word.
-Genius can kill two stones with one bird.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Genius threatened it with a meat cleaver.
-Genius once sat on a dog and barked at it.
-Genius invented the broom.
-Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack couldn’t escape Genius’ Roundhouse kick (with which Chuck Norris couldn't even equal).
-Genius can type with her elbows.
-Genius can clap with one hand.
-Genius knows at least 7 languages: Woof, Meow, Chirp, Meeeeh, Booh, Aah-I-aah, and of course the language of AWESOME.
-Genius turned Pig-Latin into Bacon-Latin.
-Genius was the fifth Beatle.
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A Day In The Life Of A Girl Who Lived Life In A Day.
CAUTION: Unauthorized reading of this journal shall cause the everlasting wrath of Demented Genius to be brought down upon you. In this treasure trove of words I will install my deepest thoughts and funny tales.
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