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-herf- sorry. i had like a burst of noob inspiration.

ANEHWAYS.

I went (not by choice, mind you) to the stupid chittlun house whatever and my mom forgot to mention that there were going to be other kids there. so i was like "girl. no. i will WALK home. D:<" but then she was like "LOLOL YOU GOTTA BE SOCIAL!! LE+TFKPEOSDJGOPREDNFG" lil rape. anyways, so then we had to take Greg's cruddy humphead wrasse truck.
Whenever we got there everyone was like starin at us and then this fat guy comes up and is like "LOLOLOL come get you some meat and chittluns!!" so i was like HOLEH CRAP RAPE. but then my mom was like "lolol go play with you some kids!" so i was like "lolol no. i'd rather go look at meat rape." so then the fat guy guides us to his rape garage where everyone is talking and eating random fried crap. there was like a dixie flag thing hanging over it and it was outside which sucks ALL BAD.
Anyways! We went out in the back and the fat guy like sticks his entire hand into the pot thing and pulls out this fried pig intestine thing and eats it and then gets another one (with his nasty gross dirt hand) and is like "LOLOL TRY IT!" and like shoves it in mah face and i was like "D; i think i'm good on the pig innerds." so then he eats it and gets like SALIVATION all ova himself. SUPA NASTEH. so my mom goes over to this table rape and gets her some pork meats. but i was like "no. D:<"
There was also this hunk of meat farce like sitting on a platter thing with flies all over it and three other types of crap meats. And then the fat guy goes over to this pot thing with this green stuff that looks like vomit and is like "LOLOLOL WANT SUM? FOEWGOIHERIDGH!@! :'D" and my mom was like "what the heck is that? (lololol not realluh, but kinda)" and fat man was like "LOLOL IT'S TURNIPS!" and there was this piece of meat in it so i was like "why is there meat in the vegetables?" and he was like "that's so the turnips taste like MEAT! LOLOL MEAT" and i was like HOMGRAPE. but yeah. sursly.
So then this girl comes over and is like "WANNA GO ON THE TRAMPOLINE?!?! EWPGFJOVAREHGNER LOLOLOL" so i was like ".___. sure?" so i went over and was JUMPIN!! Because i'm a lil Hot Chille Stepper!! LOLOL NOT REALLY BACK TO THE STORY-- so i was jumpin like a porkfish and then this lil rape kid with a John Deer whatever sweater throws a football in mah face and i was like "holeh crap!" and then he was like "LOLOL THAT WASN'T ME" and then this lil mutt girl was like "COME ON THE TRAMPOLINE!!! LOLOL" so then the rape kid comes on and then like 4 other kids randomly pop out of nowhere. so then i get off because it was like supa crowded and go look at some GOATS!! because the goats were awesome mmhmm. and then this otha kid comes out of a car that showed upand he has one of those shirts where it looks like he cut of the sleeves and it looks like RAPE. so i went over to the swings because i was afraid his shirt was going to sexually harrass me and he omes over and starts like doind pull ups in mah face so i was like "holeh crap get outta mah face!" and then this one girl named EHEH ALYSSA! come over and is like "LAUREN COME OVER HERE AND PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH US!! LOLOLOL FACE RAPE!" so i was like WHATEVA! so i go over there and everyone's standin around and then they were like "LOLOL YOU CAN BE IT!" so i was like WHATEVA and start walkin around because i don't know what the farce is going on and then everyone gets on teh fleg trampoline again so i go ova to the GOATS again. ANEHWAYS lil Alyssa comes over and starts saying something about how retarded people date black guys or something? i dunno. everyone here is racist. Lil mutts. but then lil rape shirt comes over and is like "hey wanna play tag?" so i was like "not really" and then he was like "i'm 12! how old are you?!" and i was like "o_____o 13?" and he was like "OKAY IMMA GO ON THE TRAMPOLINE" and then Alyssa was like "i think he likes you! i think he's cute! i've always liked him!" so i was like "face rape?" and then everyone was like "let's play tag!! LOLOLOL" so i was like whateva!
So i go over and play lil freeze tag and lil rape shirt like keeps GETTIN UP IN MAH GRILLE! so i go over and like beg my mom to get the hell out of thur and she was like ROH KAY so then we leave.

THE END!

so yeah. tonight i got sexually harrassed by a 12 year old with a rape shirt and almost got unsanitary fried meats shoved in my mouth. Needless to say, it was SUPER DUPER FUN!! LOLOLOL [/sarcasm]