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When we pretend that we're dead.

The drunken weather god of Colorado has decided to open his bladder once more, and visit upon our fair city a nice sprinkle of piss-rain. It was 80 degrees yesterday, today it's 30 and wet. Stupid weather.

Playing a lot of GTA3: SA lately. Quite possibly the best in the series, by my opinion. Huge landscape, fun vehicles, vehicle modding, jets, bikes, superbikes, and hidden s**t galore. Needs some better rock/alt music, though. Radio X is quite groovy. Still need to get in there and beat DMC3, but that's for some other time. The lure of SA is just far too strong.

Using marketplace inflation to get rid of some of my older, less used items has netted me a healthy profit. Not bad for somone who never seems to get above 10k, and is now sitting at almost ten times that amount. Now if I could get 100 times the current amount, I think I'd be set.

Food for thought, by Solomon Short.

Cheap. Fast. Good. Now, pick two.

The minute you start to analyze why sex feels good, it stops feeling good, and starts feeling silly.

Misery only likes company, it prefers being alone.

If God is watching us, we might as well be interesting.

Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Always give a person as much rope as possible. This is so when you do pull the lever, he swings real good.

The real question is this -- what do you do with a skinned cat?

All children have good hearts. Until someone beats it out of them.

Have all the opinions you want. They're free. Just don't confuse them with reality.

He who stirs the s**t has to lick the spoon.

If a cat sits down on a hot stove, that's knowledge; it will never sit down on a hot stove again. But if it never sits down on a cold one either, that's belief.