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Hilarious Tales
I'll be posting funny stories I've heard or read. Whether they're true or not, most of them are hilarious (not as much effect telling it through writing) and have a lesson to be learned. I luff comments!!!
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?


Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road?


Anderson Consultant:

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Andersen consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

Comment Please






User Comments: [3]
sakari_paradox
Community Member





Sat Aug 04, 2007 @ 10:51pm


O.o That's confusing. But funny. rofl


Kurai02
Community Member





Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 02:48pm


lol, what she said xd


barrenschat
Community Member





Fri Aug 17, 2007 @ 02:51pm


Meant to cause some brain damage......hopefully no charges will go towards me.... xp dramallama cheese_whine wahmbulance


User Comments: [3]
 
 
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