One day I was bored at the bakery (yes, i do own one =_=) so I went to make pizza for myself. so, i put it into the microwave and then the microwave and the TV suddently stoped for a strange reason... I was like "oh s**t! I didn't do it!" and the my sister asked me "what did you do?" Sister "I didn't do anything ;_; it stoped by itself!" Me "o.o now what do we do? tell dad?" Sister "remember i didn't do anything ninja "me So she went in and told my dad then my dad asked her questions of why she did it and well... I DIDN'T DO IT SHE DID SHE DID! scream Sister so then my dad went to the basement and fixed it. soon afterwards he sat down and started tallking. *in a calm voice* did you know what you did?... maybe not... *in fobby accent* you jump the fu-zy! (fuse) *trying not to laugh*im sorry dad.. do you know why? no. it's because your using too much electricity.. Oh... i get it No you don't =_=*starts giving examples* *dead from listening* you understand know? yes dad x_x *walks away* *thinks* pizza x_x *is stupid and doesn't listen to her dad* *press* *power goes out again* ********] Don't worry, ill help you! heart REALLY?!?!?*is teary eyed* yup!*runs to dad* OOPS SHE DID IT AGAIN! *is stuned* GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *shakes head disappiontly* *dies from shock* x_x *brother comes out* God your so smart =_= *claps for self* thanks in know i am ;_;*thinks* DEMON PIZZA! D: *in cantonese*god the washing machine and the dryer is on! and we have 4 fidges on! and the airconditioner and others you won't learn will you?!?!?! Let me answer that... no. =) *laughs* ill remember to pour salt on your wounds =_= thanks salt is a good disinfectant Shut Up! *both shuts up* *fixes again* im not gonna do it anymore today =_= *walks away* *thinks* FORGET ABOUT THE DAMN DEMON PIZZA D: *takes out of microwave* gah! *puts on table * *mom starts talking* ill finsh making it for you* *feels loved* thanks mom! *after a couple minutes* here.... Thank you mom! heart *eats* *Brother comes out* i hope your happy eating it i am thanks for caring =_= *both stops talking and my sister plays cards with both me and my brother*but a couple minutes later me and my brother started to fight* WHY'D THE ******** DID YOU THROW THAT ******** PIZZA AT ME?! WELL YOU TOLD ME TOO! *fights* well in the end he took the pizza and held my head and rubbed the pizza in my face and i ingraved my nails into his skin and made him bleed..
THE END! heart
SimpleMemories · Wed Jul 18, 2007 @ 02:55pm · 0 Comments |