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So I was watching James and the Giant Peach... Good movie. Very interesting. But, like, I was watching, and Mr. Centipede man was like, "we need a compass... to go thar."

I was like, "kk whatever..." SO WE JUMPED INTO THE ARCTIC OCEAN. And like. We saw a ship. A sunken ship, of course. And we were like, "I wonder what is in here." Of course, this came out as "glub glub choke intake breath of water, begins to die" so we swam to the ship. And inside the ship was air because it's been at the bottom the the ocean for, I don't know, maybe centuries... Of course the air isn't stale or anything. And we see this skeleton. It looks like Jack Skellington with a beard. I'm like, "Lol, Jack? What are you doing here, silly?"

But he was all in this frozen trance thingy, so he just sat there, and I was like, "Fine, whatever... I'll just take the compass in your hand because I need it and you're dead." So I tried to take it. And he came alive. I was like, "WTF?"

He was like, "ARGH. ME ARE CAPTAIN SKELLINGTON. YO HO HO ME COMPASS YOU STEALIN' MATEY."

I'm like, "... Yes. I need this. You don't. There's one major difference in the both of us, and that is that you are dead and I'm most certainly alive (even if I don't know how... Hahaha, it's not like the air supply would run out or anything). Just give me the compass."

He's like, "ARGH, NO. ME COMPASS BE ME PASSION."

I'm like, "Hey. I will fight you. Give me the compass, man. Seriously, what are you going to use it for at the bottom of the ocean? Are you going to navigate yourself into a deeper trench? Huh? Give me the compass."

This just pissed him off, but I didn't care, because I was pissed off that he sounded like some gay pirate and not Jack. I expected him to be like, "WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? You're trying to steal my compass! What's this? I am a lonely skeleton. What's this? No pirates here to scream and scare you, only little cozy dead guys secure inside their... Dreaaam laaandss.... -sigh-" And I would've been like, "Hahahahaha, Jack, you do in fact rock."

But no. He goes down like, "ARGH AND WHATNOT" And I just lose all respect for him. Until I watch Nightmare Before Christmas again. Then I'll probably go back to making fun of Sally. But still.