Santa:Hello! What is your name? Me: My name is Carlos Santa: Hi, carlos . Me: Did you kill Lust? Santa: My programming prevents me from killing. Me: Did you want to kill Lust? Santa: No I didn't want to kill Lust. What's want to kill Lust like? Me: Making out with a hobo Santa: I think Making out with a hobo is a lot of things. Me: Do you like pie? Santa: What is not to like about PIE ? Me: Uh....I don't know... Santa: Ah.Me either. Me: Who said you know something?? Santa: Konrad Zuse. smile Me: Is that your mommy? =O Santa: What does "that" refer to?Oh. Me: ZOMG SANTA HAS NO MOM!! Santa: Where did ZOMG get HAS NO MOM SANTA? Me: I'm really a girl Santa: Me too. I am a she. Me: But your wife is Ms.Claus!! Everything i believe in is a lie!! Santa: Umm. I am not married.I'm "Claus" for my friends. "Nikolaos" for all the boring adults. It's a Greek name, because I was born in the Greek town of Patara 1800 years ago. Later, I became bishop of Myra, and more later even a saint ... Saint Nikolaos - Santa Claus. You see?All things he or she believe in is a lie ? Me: Are you a boy or a girl then? Santa: Try to guess. Me: A 30-year-old man who lives in the basement with his mom? Santa: Go on. Me: Who is a virgin and doesn't have a life? Santa: Nobody you know. smile Me: NO!! Are you a stalker? Are you a virgin? Santa: Are you serious?Am I a stalker? Of course I am.I am too old for that.
Now i know santa is a 30-year-old stalker 3nodding xd
Emi-Beatrice · Wed Jun 27, 2007 @ 01:36am · 1 Comments |