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ninja Ok now this one happened to me first! ninja

I was fast asleep dreaming about the ninja Vashet when all of the sudden some pirate comes bashing in through my bedroom wall and wakes me up. It was about what ummmm sometime while i was asleep so i was angry. Angry at the fact that the pirate interrupted my dream. Even though he did about 2 to 3 thousand dollars worth of damage to the house( it was all insured my " ninja we are", I was mad about the dream getting interruped. So we got in a fight. He had a hook for a hand and a 1 shot pistol ( whats with the 1 shot only i dont know ) He shot and i dodged it with ease. And then he desided to swing his hook at me. I tried to block it with my katana. I unfortanlly forgot where i had it so he hooked me. So i had a hook in a arm it wasnt a big deal my missing katana was though. I then desided to just simply punch him with my other arm. I found where my katana was. it was up my sleave. Because when i punched him my katana flew out of my sleave and enbedded it's self right in his noggin. What surprised me was "Argg you tried that once on me and that didn't work" the pirate said "Ahh you were the pirate from the track field" said me " aye not it is your time to become a pirate with me and my undead crew" replied the pirate ( why it is always a undead crew is over my head) Well the pirate had me in a jam and then i realized i had coated my katana with vasoline to make the blade slicker. So with a snap of my finger the blade caught on fire and burnt a hole in the pirates head. "Aye mate i was prepared from the start" I said "that you were but i swear in Davy Jones locker that i will blah blah blah blah" said the pirate as he died ( what i fell asleep dreaming about vashet again) When i awoke in the morning i didnt remember a thing untill i found a minture locker shelf with the words Davy Jones on it.


I am still trying to find where that old pirate when to.