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this just in we have been informed of godzilla entering a different dimension due to the fact he had to pee badly. he openede the wrong dooor and now does not exsist in our dimension/. recently we have been searching for him but no clues of his exsistence can be found. meanwhile in new york there have been many reports of falcons atacking little children. now the parents are reporting this catastrofy to mayor blumburg. blumburg has decicded to kill the falcons.one problem with his souloution is that if the falcons get killed then we will be invaded by giant rats the size of an elephant team up with alien marshmellows. the falcons kill the rats. leave the falcons thne rats must go.Back to you george. thank you barbra. in texas there has been many shoot outs by cows. how can a cow handle a gun is the quaestion. many citizens are now killing their cows and avoiding them. if they do that noi milk. milk is good god damn it . instead of avoiding the cows why not be smart and get rid of the weapons you dipshits. im sorry for my language on t.v. anyways if texas citizens continue to be stupid like this than their dairy products will soon be gone.now ill turn it over to the wheather forecast. thatnk you george. well today we will be experincing partly cloudy wheather. for monday you can expext some showers, and for tuesday and wednesday we will be experincing thunder storms. wheather for spring has been wierd latly but thats because theres been a storm approching our side of the earth.nothing to worry about though.{meteoroligist throws shoe at forcast lady} thats my job jill. hi im a meteoroligist as jill was saying we will be experincing showers due to a stoerm that has come form the west. but not to worry during tuesday and wednesday it will be heading back to the west where it belongs.well normally stroms keep going in the same direction yet this one is heading backwards after it hits new jersey. its like its aiming at us.Well now ill hand it back to you george. thank you liza.In mexico there are many criminals from other bordering states. there was a chiken who ate a potatoe and then laid a potatoe egg. inside was a child. it appers as if a criminal had sexual contact with this chiken and then crossed to mexico. this criminal was jamal. he has commited many sexual contat crimes. he raped a cow.he even raped a pig that was infected with aids.Now jamal is in jail and suffering badly.wait say what. we just got informed that godzilla has been found it apperas he is in fairtale land which apperently is located in mount fudgecoccholate.he is covered in chocolate. ewww never mind he smells like s**t. hes covered and s**t. what the godzilla seems to be going to a street. zomg that was my car he stepped on.YOU GIANT PIEACE OF s**t ILL KILL YOU.any wyas thats all the time we have for now see us next time when we discuss IKASU CLAN
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