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Send the wife and kids to france.
It's the Man show!
I've never had a TV theme stuck in my head for days, but at least it's a good one.
So, once more, my enthusiasm for the convention builds up to near epic proportions. Why? I have no ******** clue. Maybe it was spending a few hours at work reading Ctrl-Alt-Del's Convention coverage backlogs.. The sheer fun they seem to have. Not like I'm going to be on any panels or anything, or having people wait in line to meet me. I may be some people's fave-orite mod, but these people are currently confined to mental institutions, and will be unable to attend. If I have to hand out one autograph, I may just s**t myself out of sheer shock. But hell.. That's Gaia for you. Never discount the unlikely and stupid from happening.
Quit your job and light a fart.
Paint your favorite private part.
It's the man show!
Goddamnit. I really want my tax refund check to arrive, so I can get my tattoo. I'm sort of rushing into getting this next one, which is most likely a bad idea. However, in my defense, i have been planning this idea for years.. I've just only got the prototype draft done. Luckily, it won't take much work to flesh it into a final design. Also, it's going to be on my back, so it's not like I'm going to have to look at it all the time. Well, the mods bunking with me in cali will. I have a hunch that the sheer heat change is going to force me to be topless for most of the convention. Maybe at nights the temperature will be tolderable, but during the days, those of us who live in arctic hell will slowly melt into incoherent goo.
It's a place where men can come together!
Look at the cans on this chick named Heather!
Bouncing girls on trampolines,
Time to loosen those bluejeans!
It's the MAAN SHOOOOWWW!
 Twistex · Wed Apr 06, 2005 @ 06:37pm · 2 Comments |
