All about Me! Wh00t!
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Name
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Elizabeth
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Liz,
Lizzy,
Lizanya,
Izzy,
You
(Seriously)
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Me
Horses
Mocking People
Dressage
Show Jumping
Photography
Snow
Cold Weather
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You
Snobs
Rich People
Animal Cruelty
Hot Weather
Preps
People who talk to themselves
Meat
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A Uber cool person
A Vegitarian
Someone who doesn't like you ^-^
An Equestrian
A Smartmouth
A Bossy Know-It-All Jerk
Someone who is aware of her flaws
Someone who doesn't care.
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PARTLY DAVE>_<
“All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost
The old who are strong do not whither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost
From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadow will spring
Renewed be the blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king.”
Legolas: 'Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!'
Merry: how many did you eat?
Pip: Four.
Elrond: Nine companions...So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of The Ring!
Pip: Great. Where are we goin'?
Merry: We're goint too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!
Pip: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this type of mission...quest....thing.
Merry:Well, that rules you out, Pip.
Confound It all Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping?
"I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.'
Frodo: We are hobbits of the Shire. Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: Your bodyguard?
Sam: His gardener.
Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking
Pippin: [of Treebeard] Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it.
Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
Gollum: What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?
Sam: *Po-tay-toes!* Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew... Lovely big golden chips with a nice piece of fried fish.
[Gollum makes a noise of disgust while sticking his tongue out]
Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
Gollum: Oh yes we could. Spoilin' nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips.
Sam: You're hopeless.
Merry: [watching Saruman look out at the ruin of Isengard from the tower] He doesn't look too happy, does he?
Pippin: Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry: Still, I suppose the view would be quite nice from up there.
Pippin: Oh yes, its a quality establishment. I hear the staff are VERY good.
Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What, Pip?
Pippin: I'm hungry.
Pippin: Why are there so few of you, when you live so long? Are there Ent children?
Treebeard: [Sadly] Brrharroom. There have been no Entings for a terrible long count of years.
Merry: Why is that?
Treebeard: We lost the Entwives.
Pippin: Oh, I'm sorry. How did they die?
Treebeard: Die? No. We *lost* them. And now, we cannot *find* them.
[hopefully]
Treebeard: I don't suppose you've seen Entwives in the Shire?
Merry: Can't say that I have. You, Pip?
Pippin: [thinks for a moment] What do they look like?
Treebeard: [pauses] Hrrooom... I... don't... remember... now.
Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
Pippin: "What's that!?"
Merry: "This my friend, is a pint."
Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."
Gimli: "Oh, come on, we can take them!"
Aragorn: "It's a long way."
Gimli: "......toss me."
Aragorn: "What?"
Gimli: "I can not jump the distance, you have to toss me.....oh, don't tell the elf."
Aragorn: "You have my word."
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Go jerks!
I'm right beside you.
I think.
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biggrin
=pokes you=
*licks*
mmmmm Snickerdoodle....
And salsa:
Well arent you witty?
-_- I do have clothes, thank you.