About

Jason: No, I'm doing it!
Dusti: But I wanna' do it!
Jason: This ain't even your profile, dumbass!
Dusti: SO?!
Jason: So I'm doing it.
Dusti: ...
Jason: So NYEH!

Alright, that solves THAT problem...

Name: Jason Haley
Age: 19
Height: About 5'6"
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Blue
Skin tone: Fair-Pale, Clear complexion
Body appearance: Fair-thin, semi-muscular, average-size neck, no abs of which to be spoken

I AM THE PROUD CREATOR OF THE FOLLOWING GROUPS(not on Gaia):

Team Ocefir
Guild Drunk Spider Monkeys
Team Xendane
Clan Oceola-Beta-9
Guild Chillax

I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF THE FOLLOWING CHARACTERS(Gaia and otherwise):

Xendane-Halo, Halo 2, Halo 3, World of Warcraft, The Ninja RPG
JHaley-Gaia Online
JHaley959-Battle.net
Arxeal-World of Warcraft: WOTLK
Osiricu-World of Warcraft: WOTLK
Mattaro-Mortal Kombat Armageddon
Antyne-Battle.net
Guillios-City of Heroes
Faricuse-City of Villains
Arxeal(Death Knight)-World of Warcraft: WOTLK
Dermajax(Shaman)-World of Warcraft: WOTLK

I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF THE FOLLOWING GAMER TAGS:

Xendane8107
JHaley959
Xendios

RESTAURANTS I HAVE VISITED BEFORE:

Buns n' Guns
Granzella's
Black Bear Diner
Denny's
Jensen's
Blue Bird Diner
One Man Band

MEMBERS OF MY GROUPS:

Drake Johnson
Dusti Thompson
Andrew Marzell
Leif Markus
Jack "Jacques de Guillotine" Guile
Bryce Emmet
Jack Beldevere
Chris Gill
Jack and Clyde Winstone
Vasili Proshtofiev
Nikolai Tihkonov
Jack Emmet
Mikhail Klebnovich
Sasha Sheila
Marina Day
Max and Rowell Strider
"Z-Tek" Shibata Girdwell
Ace Myron
Houston Harley
Ryu and Kira Kasakagi
Yukimura Naomi
London Charles
Sam Heatherow
Sam Grossman
Katie Darren
Kyle "Diz" Julius
Kai Grinko
Michael "Parora" Marks
Lucian Grey
Salem Henry
Salem Waribara
Sam Hakusho
Daisuke Majikanto
Scott Heatherow
Jeremy Tale

RELATIONSHIPS WITHIN TEAM OCEFIR:

Bryce Emmet & Katie Darren: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Jason Haley & Marina Day: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Max Strider & Rowell Strider: Video game buddies
Jason Haley, Marina Day, Kyle "Diz" Julius, & Leif Markus: Boom stick pals
Jason Haley & Leif Markus: Eternal Brothers
Dusti Thompson & Parora Marks: Ten-HUT!
Salem Henry & Ace Myron: Rapper homies
"Z-Tek", Max & Rowell Strider, Sam Grossman, & London Charles: E-company
Parora Marks & Lucian Grey: Ballfield Buddies
Ryu & Kira Kasakagi: Ninja siblings
Salem Waribara & Sam Hakusho: "I'm a Mercenary"
Salem Waribara and Daisuke Majikanto: Ninja Buddies
Sam & Scott Heatherow, & Bryce Emmet: EPIC FRIENDSHIP
Jason Haley & Kyle "Diz" Julius: Sparring partners
Leif Markus and Marina Day: Step siblings
Jason Haley & Jeremy Tale: Step Bros
Bryce Emmet, Houston Harley, Jack Beldevere, & Ace Myron: Salt Lake Buds
Jason Haley & Jack Guile: Weapon Specialists
Jason Haley & Jack Beldevere: Hunting team
Salem Henry and Ryu Kasakagi: The Nihongo
Dusti Thompson and Drake Johnson: Heavy Weapons Division
Kai Grinko and Kyle "Diz" Julius: The Ditz Blitz
Jason, Jeremy Tale, Alicia Tale, Marina, Leif, Kyle, and Jack Guile: The Haley Mafia?

All mentioned people, relationship or otherwise: TEAM OCEFIR