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QUOTES OF THE MOMENT:PoeticVengence
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Internet connection: 9.95 a month
Membership on Gaia: free
Having a bigoted homophobic moron hit on you because he thinks you're a lesbien, only to realize you're actually a guy: PRICELESS
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there's
IRONYCARD
accepted everywhere hilarious irony occursRookherst[KOS]
Well I always thought that like....the sacrfical Lamb at passover was replaced with Jesus.....mmmm..Kentuky Fried Jesus.
Lord Setar
Month Eight: I'm growing scales now. Wait, scales? MOM! KILL ME NOW BEFORE I BECOME GODZILLA!
Talon-chan
You can not pick and choose what is scientifically
true, what is empirically supported. As much as they may hate it,
reality has a liberal bias. Get over it.
Lykus
Toga! Toga!
Good thing to note later. Shame I can't check it out here, but I'm on a school compluter and they block anything that isn't full of fuzzy bunnies.
HOT FUZZY BUNNY ACTION. RABBIT ON BUNNY HARDCORE. WATCH WHAT THESE FILTHY TEENAGE W
HARES WILL DO WHEN THEY'RE BROKE!
BlairVoyant
Scare Tactic Propaganda
Moniquill
Scare Tactic Propaganda
Takuma Yoshiro
If you don't want a baby suck some c0ck, you winey B!tches.
Poor excuse to demand a b*****b.
Yanno, outside of consensual fetish play, there's really no good reason to DEMAND any sex act...
Nope, but to demand a b*****b under the guise of the "solution" to abortion? Please.
pro-life pimpin'?
YO b***h I DON'T WANT YOU GETTIN NO ABORTIONS AS PER MAH PRIEST SO YOU'S GONNA SUCK MAH c**k TONITE! GIDDYAP!
Aquaria The Blue
No. You know what's gay? Two guys having sex.
That is gay. That is the only thing that is gay.
MajKai Nis has ninja tits
and. if i was a tattoo, i'd be the butterfly tattoo, slightly off-center because if was poorly done, in the small of a sorority b***h's back.
Alastor Cromwell
YouHadItComing
Indigo Dagger
YouHadItComing
Indigo Dagger
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now the ant invasion is done and the sole survivor is surveying the chitinous carnage.
I don't know whether or not to kill her.
If you leave her alive, she'll meet up with an outcast male ant from another colony where they'll go through a series of misadventures, building up sexual tension as they slowly but surely build up an army to attempt to take on the devastating god that destroyed her last colony. She'll be told that she is the prophesied hero, destined to save the ant world from the wrath of such an abusive deity.
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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl Laugh now, but when you get an ant's magical sword through your eye, don't say I didn't warn you.
Just think, as the ant's story reaches the climax, the sexual tension will be too much for the survivor ant and her outcast cohort, and you will be the site of hot, sweet arthropod sex. You should be proud.
That's some serious wanking material.
The Celebrated Mr K
_Te_0ma_
I wonder what life was like back in 1776...1776.....1776........
TONIGHT, WE DINE IN VIRGINIA
Knightrideria
Musical Addiction
Knightrideria
Musical Addiction
Fine. Let me rephrase it.
Why is his hat a middle finger if he claims to be God?
Whats wrong with the middle finger? You're the one that let modern culture influence you that it was something bad. I find the middle finger beautiful, especially when I'm cramming it up...
How delightful.
...inside of a giant jelly doughnut.
Seriously, what is wrong with your head? Get your mind out of the gutter.
Ruuvan
Jason had ******** him. No lube. In fact, the man had dipped it in sand beforehand. EBKemanon
Klaark
Opinions are like buttholes, in my opinion.
But you don't stick your p***s in opinions? Some elaboration is needed.
The Real Kain
passy indoors
sth the relinquished
Wow. That failed so epicly I am going to drown a kitten.
you don't drown them
you
strangle them.
You're both wrong. Sth was almost there.
Ingredients:
One Burlap Bag
One Litter of Kittens
One Rushing River
Cinder Block.
Pour the contents of pregnant female cat into burlap bag. Secure the opening tightly and tie cinder block to bag. Throw bag into river. Let sit forever.
Indigo Dagger
Hitler SO ruined the toothbrush mustache. It was an awesome mustache and HE RUINED IT THE ********]
Indigo Dagger
It's not a fetish, it's an obsession!
And for the grand prize, from the vault of FSTDT:
I also had a habit of saving funny GD screenshots. I have an entire folder full of them.
But I put them all in a journal entry just for you. I've seen the following bands in concert:-Stone Temple Pilots
-KISS
-Theory of a Deadman
-Saliva (x2)
-The Distillers
-The Donnas(AND got their autographed CD
3nodding )
-Incubus
-Audioslave
-Jane's Addiction
-Slayer
-Dimmu Borgir
-Slipknot
-Judas Priest (x2)
-Black Sabbath
-Jimmy Eat World
-Good Charlotte
-Velvet Revolver (x3)
-Hoobastank
-Upper Class Trash
-Jael
-12 Stones
Journal
*yawn*
Yeah, random stuff here. Mostly semi-quests.
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