FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ******** up ... but that s**t was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the ******** out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back.
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friend

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl hugs him Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you as a friend.....

OH YOU ARE ALL GOING TO LOVE THESE IDEAS


Mmk kiddies i'm going to teach you how to make a form of napalm. Take your seats and pay attention.





First of all here is some information. Napalm, if you did not know, is a sticky substance that burns. It sitcks to whatever it touches, and can only be put out if you are doused in water. The type we are making today is Napalm Puddy.






You will need...

1. An empty tin can works best, but any small container.




2.



Gasoline
3. Styrofoam. Not the packaging peanuts that you get when you order fragile things. Stryofoam.




4. A stick or metal rod.




5.



A match (no lighters)


Step 1: Take the empty can. Put a tiny bit of gasoline in it. (just enough to line the bottom of the can, small small amount.)



Step 2: Break the stryofoam up into small pieces, about the size of a quarter per each piece.



Step 3: Place the a piece of stryofoam in the can. Tilt the can a little so the gas forms a tiny pool in the corner of the can. Then use the stick to stir the foam around in the gas. After a few seconds, the stryofoam dissolves, leaving behing a puddy substance.



Step 4: Get the puddy out of the can. Dont dip your fingers in theg as to get it, that will be a little dangerous for when the fun part comes along. Just use the stick to pull the puddy up a little, then retreive it. Put it to the side.



Step 5: Repeat steps 3 4 for the rest of the foam. Rememeber, 1 piece at a time.




Now that you have your arsenal ready, time for some fun. The substance is very sticky and will attach to practicly anything. Walls, floors, ceilings, windows, cars, people. Whatever.



Take one of your puddy balls. It is like Play-Doh or Modeling clay.



Stick it to a surface (you can streatch it out so it covers more area instead of being a ball)

Strike your match and light it. It has a very very long burn duriation. Using a stick, you can smear the puddy while its burning. It wont go out, it will just wipe the fire all over, covering wherever you smear it. To put it out, douse in water.





WARNING: Do NOT, inhale the smoke emitted from the flames!
Strofoam contains Dioxin. If inhaled, Dioxin can cause serious lung disease.





Class dismissed.





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gasoline and tide powder put both in an old small garbage can and mx till it s like clay. stick it on something and put a fuse or light a packet of matches and run fuse is safer though.



it turns out to be home made c-4

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Also. A substitute for the Napalm. If you mix 50% gasoline, and 50% orange juice concentrate it also makes napalm. It just burns way less longer, its harder to spread, and its almost liquid so it cant be molded to surfaces.





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Supplies:
Lighter fluid (not required, but it''s more controllable when creating a path)
Nail Polish Remover (cheap and very flammable)
Balloon (regular round balloon)
Box of matches (not necessary, but it helps) (the kind and are actually a BOX, and matchbook could work as well, but it would be harder to set up)
Open area (preferably smooth concrete, but rough will work good too.



)

Find a large open area of concrete, fill a balloon with nail polish remover and set it up sat that it remains still atop the box of matches (with a little bit of lighter fluid inside, rip a small vertical strip off the side to give the path a straight shot inside of the box.), create a LONG trail of lighter fluid or more nail polish remover, light the trail (a long match is best) and watch the fun.





Note, try to make sure you're fairly far away from buildings, fields, things that burn easily... and STAND BACK.





*For added fun, place one of the small plastic green army men on top of or around the balloon, or inside the box with matches.





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2 liter plastic bottle

2" of draino for your toilet/shower

5-8 aluminum foil balls


...put the balls in first and then add the draino and shake for about 10 seconds. then throw it. it makes a loud boom like a 12 gauge shot gun just went off plus if you do it on water if any fish are buy they come to the surface..just stuned after a few mins. they swim away unharmed.







HAVE FUN