Dear Periodic Table,
I see you've forgotten about me.
Sincerely, The Element of Surprise...
Dear Harry Potter,
We have a colorless odorless liquid that makes people tell the truth too. Except we don't call it Veritaserum, we call it Vodka.
Sincerely, Muggles.
Dear student whose paper I'm looking at,
I quote; "i thnk abraham linkin was som rndom guy, i guess. idk. he hd a funny ht. he shood c som1 abut tht............"
Sincerely, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Dear paycheck,
OM NOM NOM.
Sincerely, gas pump.
Dear Princess,
Sorry it took soooooo long to find you. Everywhere we looked there were pipes and mushrooms. I'm pretty sure we were stoned the whole time!
Sincerely, Mario and Luigi
Dear Feminists,
We agree. Now get out of the kitchen so real men can cook.
Sincerely, Epic Meal Time.
Dear 3,
You complete me
Sincerely, <
Dear MTV,
You're called Music Television, not Pregnant Teen Television
Sincerely, I don't care about 15 year olds who got knocked up, I came here for the music.
Dear groceries,
I don't care if you weigh 3000 pounds. I don't care if I break both wrists and forearms carrying all of you in.
Sincerely, I WILL NOT MAKE A SECOND TRIP.
Dear monsters in the closet,
It's cool with me if you're gay.
Sincerely, come on out.
Dear cough syrup,
No. You do not taste like grape. You taste like death and tears of small children. Not grape.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear graduated cylinder,
You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.
Sincerely, thermometer.
Dear adults,
I'm younger, not less significant.
Sincerely, respect is a two-way road
Dear NASA,
Don't I get a say on whether I'm a planet or not? I think I know more about myself then you do.
Sincerely, Pluto.
Dear Professor,
Thanks for whistling the death march from Star Wars while handing out our exams.
Sincerely, student that is going to fail
Dear teachers, (en vooral meneer van schaik)
We really love it when you tell stories that last the whole class time.
Sincerely, students
Dear world,
Don't cry over spilled milk. Unless of course it is chocolate milk.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear fellow students,
Ever notice studying is 'student' and 'dying' put together?
Sincerely, I find this accurate.
Dear pet,
Please don't take this too hard, but...
Sincerely, you were adopted.
Dear Marching Band,
We, the percussion section, are the only section that doesn't blow...
Sincerely, ...we bang!
Dear Dad,
"I was at work all day!" is not a valid excuse to make me do stuff for you.
Sincerely, I was at school all day. At least you get paid.
Dear girl I like,
Don't be concerned if a fat man puts you in a bag.
Sincerely, all I want for Christmas is you.
Dear 2000 word essay,
So, if I turn in 2 pictures, it doesn't count?
Sincerely, was worth a try...
Dear everyone,
If life gives you cookie dough... EAT IT RAW!
Sincerely, lemons are overrated
Dear people who are on no carb diets,
I hope you realize that fruits, veggies, and dairy are all carbohydrates.
Sincerely, maybe you should take 9th grade biology again.
Dear duct tape,
Please tell me, if silence is golden, then why are you silver?
Sincerely, a confused kidnapper.
Dear Edward Cullen,
How exactly did you get Bella preggo? I thought you didn't have blood...
Sincerely, confused
Dear people using the Bible to "support" their ignorant and hateful opinions,
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Sincerely, Jesus
Dear Microsoft Word,
That's a word, I swear!
Sincerely, science student
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I tipped your post from pandas thread and check out peoples avis on their profiles, i read your description and although I am not exactly in the same situation as you, my personalty also renders me unemployed most of the time, something about being too unprofessional? Sometimes its hard to do the things you love without people getting in the way. Anyhoo if you need a friend to talk to, Ill be hiding under my couch and grabbing peoples ankles when they sit down.
I see that you have no comment
atleast here recently
So this is to give your comments some luffs
-huggles comment box-
There you go boxie,
now you have luffles and not lonely no more
maar zit in de groep om meer nederlandstaligen te ontmoeten enz.
en nee heb nog geen fursuit, omdat ik moeilijk een job kan vinden
(een fursuit is heel duur - 1000 euro op zen minst)