The Merc With a Mouth
I'm Deadpool a graduate {VICTIM} of the secret super-soldier program, Weapon X. There I was trained to be a living weapon [EXPERIMENTED ON] . Now, I'm not only one of the world's most dangerous men {THAT'S TRUE} ,but I'm also one of the world's most intelligent [INSANE] and attractive bachelors {ACTUALLY HE'S HIDEOUS} .So ladies-- [IF YOU SAW HIS FACE YOU WOULD PROBABLY--] Hey-- [--PUKE ALL OVER YOUR--] Dude. {WHAT?} What are you doing? [WHADDAYA MEAN?] I'm tryin' to give a bio here. {WELL THEN GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.} It's OUR bio, bro! [...OH...] Anyway. I'm a hero {MERCENARY} and I'm out to make [MONEY] the world safe. DUDE! {WHAT?} Nothing. Shut up.[YOU SHUT UP.]Name: Wade Winston Wilson
Age: I lost count a while back
Hero Name: Deadpool! {the merc with a mouth} [who won't shut up] Hay! you shut up!
Powers/Abilities I have the power to be AWESOME! {until you suck}
[...and then some] no one asked you...oh! and the whole healing power thing
Origin: The day my father Odin banisher me from Asgard,I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes,to make matters worse,my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation....just joking actually,I volunteered for this weapon x program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right,by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labelled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a "mercenary" I prefer the title "cleaner of the gene-pool" and I've made a lot of good friends along the way.
Description of outfit: Ok it's this real cool red outfit {like Spider-man?} no...it has this black and white decal around the eyes [...like spider-man]
No! shut up...it's a one piece suit with a detachable mask
{uh...like...spider-man?} NO! it's waaay different it has this black design going down the sides [ooo...original] Bite me...it's cool
SAY WAAA!?!
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On this land I am torn. Part of me wants to fight, and repel all outsiders; the other part of me is the outsider
you been assassinated o3o btw nice avi deadpool heart
And you, my dear, are one awesome ********.
Just thought I'd say.