Get to know me?
Hello. My name is ENRIQUE. I'm 6 foot tall, and absolutely gorgeous. I drive a Ferrari, because I'm filthy rich. Apart from knowing kung fu, I have many other skills in various fields, both academic and otherwise. Don't let my rugged good looks fool you. I'm also highly intelligent. I graduated from Harvard... and Yale. I am fluent in seven and a half languages, and have been praised as one of the most brilliant minds of the 21st century. Being as amazing and intelligent as I am, I sometimes find myself being chased by beautiful women in the streets. Who can blame them? I mean, not to boast or anything, but I have saved the world on more than one occasion. All in a days work for an intergalactic super-spy. I'm also a chef, a world class athlete, an archeologist, a musician, a magician and an astronaut. I'm not a doctor... but I play one on TV. On a final note, ladies, while I am rough, tough and manly, I'm also very gentle, and completely in touch with my emotions.Not one word of that is true, but it is pretty damn exciting, isn't it?
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But oh hey nice to see u around
I said r.i.p cuz you don't go on anymore (also you don't know me at all hah)
lol did I tell you to RIP
r.i.p