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My name is Nyssa.

I'm a 6'10 Amazonian monstrosity with the kind of gravity defying boobs that only exist in drawings. I love to cook, clean, give massages, be beat up by my husband, tell little children that Santa Clause doesn't exist, kidnap and torture small animals in my basement, and pretend to be an old man in Internet chat rooms while I hit on little boys. During the day I drive a school bus, but at night I dress up like a platypus and vandalize storefronts that aren't being very eco-friendly. The quickest way to my heart is to tell a Jesus joke, or share a love for universal travel, long walks on the beach, singing in the shower, and chestnuts roasting over an open fire.

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xFTHMx

Report | 12/11/2012 6:55 pm

xFTHMx

hahahaha well, when you put it that way... where they at? i'll drink 12. seriously, what're yr online habits like these days? we never seem to be on here at the same time.
xFTHMx

Report | 12/09/2012 10:17 pm

xFTHMx

mmmm... internet beer.
Missing Mystery Phantom

Report | 11/03/2010 5:08 pm

Missing Mystery Phantom

Thank You For Buying. Have a very nice day.
Adimurti

Report | 05/05/2010 6:01 pm

Adimurti

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Grape Flavoured Prozac

Report | 05/01/2010 4:11 am

Grape Flavoured Prozac

Been here and there 0_.

How've you been? I have missed you.
Grape Flavoured Prozac

Report | 04/30/2010 12:42 pm

Grape Flavoured Prozac

nice avatar
Bootch Betch

Report | 04/25/2010 11:41 pm

Bootch Betch

I would only offer a waist up then for gaia gold honestly. But here is a sample: click. But you would have to offer/bribe.
You are actually lucky. I rarely offer that kind of art for gold. But it must be worth my time (and pain, it hurts my back XD)
Bootch Betch

Report | 04/25/2010 11:34 pm

Bootch Betch

are you interested in (cheap) high quality RL commissions? (real money)
I am very good at drawing sexy women wink
Theblindfox

Report | 04/23/2010 11:40 pm

Theblindfox

I MISSSSED YAAAS *jump glomp attack*
iSquirrelz

Report | 04/23/2010 4:49 pm

iSquirrelz

Thanks for the purchase. c:

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