'Bout me and my eyeliner-wearing friends and family
Alright, I'm being forced to rewrite this entire thing, so here goes:Full name- Yami Terasu Maaka
Age- 317
Birthday- June 11 1691
I was adopted into a family with 25 children. My adopted parents are Bolt and Karu Maaka. Bolt is a full-blooded vampire and Karu is a full-fledged angel. How they met, I couldn't tell you.
I currently have 13 brothers and 12 sisters. My very favorite sister in the entire world being Saga. And I shall state this again so it stands out more so she won't kill me
MY FAVORITE SISTER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS SAGA MAAKA AND SHE IS THE REASON I LOVE ALL THESE DIFFERENT ANIMES AND MANGAS AND CLAUDE IS THE SMEXIEST MAN EVER AND HE BELONGS ENTIRELY TO HER, ALONG WITH PRINCE AZRI
Did you get all that Saga? Oh, and I'll try to get more adorable Watari pictures for you. And as soon as that manga with Claude in it comes out in September, I'll put every picture of him in the world on my profile as well. I'll have at least 3 feet of my profile dedicated to him, and another 3 feet dedicated to Azri
Alright then, back to the family. Because mother is an angel and father a vampire, all the biological children are known as Crusniks. Not witches. Saga, I only used your character for that because you DO act like a witch. A lot. But in a good way. And besides, its a quote form Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I'll change the avi I put there then
The Maaka family to us consists of many many many many many people. This includes some people from random animes and mangas. Like Jezebel Disraeli, the family doctor. Or Kazataka Muraki, who claims to be the family doctor, but isn't. Stay away from him. He's a rapist. And it doesn't even matter if you're a guy, he'll still get you
Now then, onto things I like
I like
-Lots of different animes and mangas, and you can tell which ones by my profile (I again refer you to Saga, who introduced me to them all)
-Gackt
-Azri
-SAGA
-All my other siblings (except Axel, and I'm sure all other Maakas [except Axel] will agree with me)
-My moose, Chocolate, whom Dr. Jezebel neutered (so I guess he's a girl now) and then Saga used her awesomely and completely frikkin' amazing dimension-switching powers to cut my moose in half, so we don't know where his (her?) front half is. Its probably in some other dimension
-Emus
-Yaoi!! XD
-And some other stuff which I can't think of right now
Stuff I don't like:
-Humans
-Axel (ok, not him being himself, but his singing is HORRIBLE)
-People who beg for gold
-Geese
-Preps and cheerleaders
-Overly optomistic (sp? I can't think right now...) people
-People who insult me or my family (Saga has exceptions)
-People who disagree with the way I do things or why I do things (again, Saga is the only one allowed to do this)
-My own drawings which some ppl say are good, but I have really low self-esteem
-And some other stuff which i'll think of later
Well, that's all for now. i'll probably add something later because Saga will probably find something wrong with this one and make me re-write it again. Oh well, I have nothing else to do in life. Enjoy the rest of my profile ^_^
And I apologize for making it so long, but it pleases Saga when I don't forget to write things down
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your people's excuse for getting gold
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Yami actually cussed someone out.
Oh, I'm so proud.
Please get off her profile, dickhead.
It's really rather rude to invade someone's privacy like that.
Or at least respond to their messages.
And what the ******** is an 'atomic poptart'?
Maybe you should try eating one.
See what happens.
Now that that's over with, I can ask you why the hell you would want to hack someone's account in the first place?
What purpose does it serve? Does it create a sense of pleasure within your amateur head, knowing that you can open another person's profile?
Besides, I didn't have much that you could use. A few things you could sell, and not very much gold at all. Well, enjoy your idiocy.
I hope Light Yagami kills you with his Death Note.
Oh yeah, and ******** you, b*****d.
I miss you.
When ya transferring your a** to LVA?
Ah, well.
Oh... s**t, where's Toby?
Anyways, LOVE YA.
TTYL.
...It didn't scare me because you didn't say anything 'mean'
It was actually amusing and made my day...It would have been better if I read it sooner but I hardly check anything now a days. *couchlazycouch*
Next time I will try to be a little more threatened.