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JuokasKurvas

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Birthday: 08/04

Everything You Never Wanted to Know About the Joke Whore

I am a stand up comic of an indeterminate age. Everything else is fairly irrelevant.

However...if you must know more I suppose I could share a bit. I am an artist, although I can't draw, paint or make cool computer animations. My weapon of choice is the English language. If that little description is really too complicated for your feeble mind to comprehend - I write!! I am a poet, I specialize in fictional stories and I'm of course always up for new ways to expand my talent. I won't share my work with just anybody, but I am usually willing to talk themes.

Writing aside, my life is pretty much work, school (and hopefully I can add band back into that soon, I miss playing my flute). I like to sing - though I advise you to run for cover when I start (if not from my poor voice than from my weird choice in repertoire). Nature is my best friend and I hope that camping and hiking will take a bigger role in my life. Once upon a time I was a swimmer and I'd like to get back to that too.

I believe that is it for now...for other interests, kindly direct yourself to my interest tags.
 

My Comics of Sheer Brilliance

User ImageMost of my doodling is based on the ridiculous antics of my psychotic friends. However, this particularly one was just a bit of parodying after seeing Shakespeare Abridged - which was tons of fun, definitely a worthwhile use of a Friday night.

User ImageUsually I'm all for the "it's unfair to revoke Pluto's Planet status, science be damned" campaign. Which just goes to show how frustrated I was with my mother...~_~

User ImageMy friend told me she'd be supportive of whoever I dated, but if he's a psycho, she said she had my back. However, after this particularly conversation, we decided it's best if we let the authorities have my back...^_~.

I have tons and tons of comics, these are just some of my favorites, I might rotate what's here from time to time though. Are you a ridiculous kind of person who actually finds these amusing? You can check out the rest on my DA account: http://juokaskurvas.deviantart.com/gallery/#Comics/

I also write poesy: http://juokaskurvas.deviantart.com/gallery/#Poetry/

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TinyBearKat Report | 03/12/2017 8:26 am
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yea i texted you sry bby heart
TinyBearKat Report | 12/23/2016 7:27 am
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OH NO i sometimes dont get msgs for some reason ill contact her soon! yea sometimes i have too much time i like to change a lot. i just have so many items to use lol. BTW your avi is super cute too heart heart
TinyBearKat Report | 12/22/2016 1:43 pm
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awe ty <3 trying to make its christmasy! lol
TinyBearKat Report | 12/21/2016 4:09 pm
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heart heart heart heart
TinyBearKat Report | 12/03/2016 12:35 pm
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hey lady! miss you. i have some crazy news for you if you havnt heard already
TinyBearKat Report | 09/09/2015 7:50 am
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thank you! i like yours too
TinyBearKat Report | 09/02/2015 3:20 pm
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i know!! razz and now i changed it hehe
TinyBearKat Report | 07/06/2015 8:58 pm
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lol ya that is a good memory! *sigh* miss thos days when i was all niave and crap lol! i would pick water sports cuz one person is enough for me razz
TinyBearKat Report | 07/02/2015 3:14 pm
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BAEEEEE
TinyBearKat Report | 06/04/2015 8:33 am
TinyBearKat
I am on skype a lot so you can def reach me there!

ill add you on steam i just havnt logged in that bad boy in awhile but! we should def play some games together that would be so much fun!

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Avi art made for me by NebulaMonster:

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Get Ready to Quote Things!!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Remember, it's not rape, it's surprise sex!

The Fog: the scariest movie you will ever see...about moisture!

I can't brain today, I have the dumb.

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder.

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

Most people would rather be certain they are miserable than risk being happy.

Playboy exploits sex the way sports illustrated exploits sports.

Ars longa, vita brevis est

When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one I've never tried before.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Live every day like it's your last because someday you'll be right.

Magic is a wondrous thing. Never dead or gone. Memories fade. Nothing stays real. But magic shall live on.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

History does not repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.

Without order nothing can exist - without chaos nothing can evolve.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.

After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.

Conquest is easy. Control is not.

There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending.

Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.

Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is not.

If you have nothing to say, please only say it once

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid doing entirely.

War is progress, peace is stagnation.

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Only the good die young. That is why immortality is reserved for the greatest of evils.

Be careful of reading health books; you may die of a misprint.

Show me a good loser in professional sports and I'll show you an idiot.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

It often takes more courage to change ones opinion than to keep it.

Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse; but there's nothing quite like it...

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

If God had intended Man to Smoke
He would have set him on Fire.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do.

In vino veritas

Tell me what you're laughing at and I shall tell you who you are.

~ In conclusion, this is a section of quotes, and I take no credit for anything "quoted" above...so take and be merry, hell if I care.
 
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p r i n c e S A D O

If you need me I'm around. Doin stuff!

I never really gave up on breakin' out of this two-star town

I got the green light, I got a little fight

I'm gonna turn this thing around can you read my mind?

And sometimes I get nervous when I see an open door

I am not afraid to keep on living

I am not afraid to walk this world alone

Honey if you stay I'll be forgiving

Nothing you can say can stop me going home

Oh yes, I'm the great pretender, adrift in a world of my own,

I play the game; but to my real shame

You've left me to dream all alone.

If I could change anything

then I would change everything.

These bitter days shall remain.

I know the sound of each rock and stone

And I embrace what others fear.

You are not to roam in this forgotten place,

Just the likes of me are welcome here.

Everything breathes and I know each breath

For me it means life for others it's death.

It's perfectly balanced, perfectly planned,

More than enough for this man.

Like every tree stands on its own

Reaching for the sky I stand alone.

I share my world with no one else.

All by myself I stand alone.

Forgiveness
by Me

Stage 3: Decision
When no more can be said for love
above all course and vision,
A fruitless battle with no surrender
from which our conflict’s risen.

Once upon a time,
this here is the stuff of legends
what all wretched good stories
consist of in conclusion

A fairytale castle
climax in the final fight scene
dissolve into fine resolution
peck soft and wander on.

Do we stand in our topia?
Are we Aztecan kings?
Can we move on, can we surrender?

Give strength to know
what should be done
when all is said
and none is won

The tears still flow
all wounds still bleed
but I can’t turn
and you can’t read

Alas

Loved ones back home all crying

'cause they're already missing me

I pray by the grace of God

that there's somebody listening

The music in my head

Mon Ami

But why is Tom on your profile and not me!!!

Because he's my boyfriend?

But I was your first love!!!

That is not even slightly true.

But...but...but I will continue to whine about it periodically until you put me on!

Well you are here now aren't you?

But only because you are mocking me!

Me? Mock? Never! >D