hey!! never talk to you in a while.. anyways.. read dis.. its funni.. it's kinda a hawaii joke..lol
There was 3 guys stranded on an island
First guy was a local
Second guy was Japanese
And third guy was a big Portagee
one day a bottle came by and the local guy open the cork
and one genie came out, gave them three wishes
The local guy was first. He said
“Well, brah, I like go back to my house to watch my big flat screen TV and sit on my couch”
Den his wish was granted. (Poof, he disappeared.)
Next wish was from the Japanese guy. He said
“I would like to go to a bar and talk to a beautiful girl”
Den his wish was granted too. (Poof, he disappeared.)
Last was the Portagee guy. He said,
“Umm what should I wish for?? I could eat at an all you can eat buffet? Nah nah nah. I don’t know… (Pause) I stay lonely. I wish my friends were back with me. ”
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There was 3 guys stranded on an island
First guy was a local
Second guy was Japanese
And third guy was a big Portagee
one day a bottle came by and the local guy open the cork
and one genie came out, gave them three wishes
The local guy was first. He said
“Well, brah, I like go back to my house to watch my big flat screen TV and sit on my couch”
Den his wish was granted. (Poof, he disappeared.)
Next wish was from the Japanese guy. He said
“I would like to go to a bar and talk to a beautiful girl”
Den his wish was granted too. (Poof, he disappeared.)
Last was the Portagee guy. He said,
“Umm what should I wish for?? I could eat at an all you can eat buffet? Nah nah nah. I don’t know… (Pause) I stay lonely. I wish my friends were back with me. ”