there was a boy who had to do a book report for school,
so he went home, asked his sister if she could help him with his book report, she said "shut up"
so he wrote that down.
next, he went into the kitchen to ask if his mom would help him with his book report, she was singing her favorite song, "why doncha",
so he wrote that down, then he went to his brothers room to ask if he would help him with his book report, he waas singing the same song, "why doncha", so he wrote that down, last, he went into the living room to ask if his dad would help him with his book report, he was watching Batman, and he went "duna duna duna duna, Batman!"
so he wrote that down.
then the next day at school the teaher picked him to share his book report.
the teacher said "now, what is your bok report about?"
he said "shut up"
the teacher said "what did you just say to me?"
Boy: "why doncha"
Teacher: "that's it! you're going to the Pricipals office right now!"
Boy: "why doncha"
Teacher: "be quiet! now you march sraight down there right now young man!"
(boy gets to the pricipals)
Principal: "who do you think you are child?!"
Boy: "Duna duna duna duna Batman!"
The End
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if you get 10 or up then you're an awesome friend.
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so he went home, asked his sister if she could help him with his book report, she said "shut up"
so he wrote that down.
next, he went into the kitchen to ask if his mom would help him with his book report, she was singing her favorite song, "why doncha",
so he wrote that down, then he went to his brothers room to ask if he would help him with his book report, he waas singing the same song, "why doncha", so he wrote that down, last, he went into the living room to ask if his dad would help him with his book report, he was watching Batman, and he went "duna duna duna duna, Batman!"
so he wrote that down.
then the next day at school the teaher picked him to share his book report.
the teacher said "now, what is your bok report about?"
he said "shut up"
the teacher said "what did you just say to me?"
Boy: "why doncha"
Teacher: "that's it! you're going to the Pricipals office right now!"
Boy: "why doncha"
Teacher: "be quiet! now you march sraight down there right now young man!"
(boy gets to the pricipals)
Principal: "who do you think you are child?!"
Boy: "Duna duna duna duna Batman!"
The End
Send this to all your friends
if you get 3 back you're a good friend.
if you get 7 back then you're a great friend.
if you get 10 or up then you're an awesome friend.