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G'day, love, the name's Captain Jack Sparrow.....yes, that's CAPTAIN....captain of the Black Pearl, that is, fastest vessle to sail the seas. I pride meself on it, even though it's been stolen from me on several ocassions, all of which I cleverly retrieved it.......::clears throat::
Anyhow, as this is being me ship, that would make you all me crew, savy? Apply here to be a part of the finest crew to ever set sail after the fountain of youth (among other things) No skills are required, but I have one request of all my shipmates.....you must offer rum upon registry into the ship's log. Aye, where would we be without rum? Many a captain would have been lost at sea and driven to madness had he sailed without a sizable amount of rum, and that's no hyperbole, I can assure you. Rum is the lifeblood of a Pirate, so stock up, mates!
Also, when you join me crew, make sure you have a designated position on the ship. If you can't think of a specific one you'd prefer, I'll gladly bestow one on you...
...though as I belive I've stated on many previous ocassions, we Pirates aren't a clever bunch when it comes to naming things....I once knew a man who had lost both his arms and part of his eye.....we called him "Larry"...
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rum? *offers A LOT of rum*
The rum isnit always gone, now is it?