Dissecting Iz..

Iz the Wiz, born XXXXX in Kwekwe, Zimbabwe in 1914, is a self-proclaimed genius, philosopher, and coke addict. Being who he is, he has achieved fame and fortune for his contribution to the invention Super AIDs, SARS, K Mart, and teeth. Due to a harsh child hood(His mother left him before he was born), he was raised by talking trees and Cambodians.
In 1984, Iz moved to America, where he became President a year after arrival. During office, he legalized many drugs, murder, and child molestation. The country economy fell drastically, due to Iz the Wiz's constant warring amongst other nations(Canada, Chile, Mexico, etc...), annexing Canada in the process. He has served 7 terms as President, and holds the highest number of assassination attempts and threats ever made during presidency, having at least 26 attempts each term. He is expected to be World Overlord by 2038.