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Yes, I'm a chick.
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Hello, fellow internet addicts.
My name is Mister Orgasm.
But you can call me whatever you want.


There are a lot of things that you should know about me, but I'm too lazy to write it all out, so I'll just list the important things.

1. I won't speak to you if you're a noob or you use chatspeak. I hate it and it makes me want to kick babies off of cliffs.

2. I swear like a sailor and I make lots of sexual jokes. So, children, be sure to have your parents with you to either explain what I'm saying or to shield your eyes.

3. I'm extremely sarcastic most of the time.

4. I'm a video game addict. Half of my time is spent on video games. The other half is spent sleeping.

5. I'm a Junior in high school. You can figure out my age from that if you aren't stupid.

6. I'm also addicted to anime and cute Japanese things.

7. I hate whores. If you whore yourself to me, I'll just laugh in your face.

8. I will not reveal my sexual orientation to you unless I can trust you.

9. Music is my life. Without it, I go insane. (See list of favorite bands below).

10. I like baking. It's awesome.


Favorite Bands:

Dope
Cinema Bizarre
Tokio Hotel
Avenged Sevenfold
Bullet For My Valentine
t.A.T.u.
Death Cab For Cutie
Aerosmith
Mindless Self Indulgence
AFI
Linkin Park
Marilyn Manson
Rob Zombie
Muse
Nirvana
Within Temptation
Three Days Grace
Rammstein
System of a Down
The Veronicas

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0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:43 pm

0Zerro0

my face loves your face too
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:38 pm

0Zerro0

i can do that bbe ; D
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:34 pm

0Zerro0

Well Emily needs to stfu and get on Zack's shoulders cuz we're going to get pizza scream
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:29 pm

0Zerro0

Zack will add Emily but Zack is too lazy to log on, Emily therefore must add Zack
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0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:22 pm

0Zerro0

omg rlly?? User Image User Image
Zack is happy heart
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:16 pm

0Zerro0

you cant rape the willing surprised
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:11 pm

0Zerro0

lol tell them no, i own you now x3
once a girl offers me her 3 foot d**k, she can never get away from me >;D
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:05 pm

0Zerro0

lmao dont worry, i figured.

ooh 3 foot User Image User Image User Image
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 10:01 pm

0Zerro0

oh oh I love your p***s User Image
0Zerro0

Report | 12/13/2009 9:58 pm

0Zerro0

i think i love you<3

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