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Thunder Tempest

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Last Login: 07/08/2008 8:13 am

Registered: 11/01/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Tacoma, Washington

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Retarded joke.

"The perfect husband"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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martha76811949 Report | 01/19/2008 3:28 am
wes coast Report | 12/07/2007 3:08 pm: try this out ! send this to at lease 10 people and then press f5 ! you'll get 10,000 gold
xxwaterlordxx Report | 12/05/2007 5:47 pm: try this out ! send this to at lease 10 people and then press f5 ! you'll get 10,000 gold
baggydude_5 Report | 07/04/2007 9:03 pm: I CAN STEAL UR HAIR WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT.....USUALLY WHEN I GET THE MONEY 4 IT....!!!
flamster Report | 06/25/2007 12:36 pm: dud
xxtessxx10 Report | 06/22/2007 10:24 am: he has no clothes because his account was hacked or something.
flamster Report | 06/22/2007 8:40 am: how cme you have no colths?
baggydude_5 Report | 06/21/2007 10:29 pm: WASSUP DAWG! AND U SAY IM FAT!!!
xxtessxx10 Report | 06/21/2007 8:37 pm: hi
baggydude_5 Report | 06/21/2007 6:29 pm: D. Blaine iz soo gay. i think hes a retard. seriously. lol