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Hello Gaia, I would like to share with you now; my thoughts, and since these thoughts contain SO MUCH truthiness and mind-distorting opiates, I am allowed to use them and me ALONE, anyone else has merely copied and pasted because they lack the mental understanding or stability to say them aloud (your spleen will rupture and you will become sterile...you think i'm joking)EDIT: Ok people...since the worldwide birthrate is down by 4%, i am going to reword my previous statement...If you lack mental strength (Liberals, zombies, gaurdians, ect.) you do not need to read these, nor do you need to copy and paste them like little girls. (LOL, I can use shortcutzorz!) not a big deal folks
1.) Myspace is actually run and operated by evil sith lords trying
to "soften up" America
2.) Jesus's full name is actually Jesus Effing Christ
3.) The little pink doll in the anime called "Chobits" is actually a
female tonberry
4.) Operator: "Hello, this is State Farm Insurance, can i help you?"
Me: "Yes, does your policy cover GETTING KNOCKED THE
@#%& OUT!?!?!?!
Operator: "Yes sir."
Me: "o rly?"
5.) The internets, with its billionsandbillions of websites, is now
1% pRoN (Thanks Troy University for the update)
6.) Noobs can get infinite cans in the Gaia Fishing game, but don't
tell them that, they don't know they're noobs
7.) When you are getting your asian-action on, you see your
respective household furry woodland quadraped watching you
fwap, look on the bright side, when he jumps in your lap you
have...
a. The closest thing to sex you'll ever get
b. A new rug
8.) Quad-raped is not a word you joo!
9.) Imagine...your mom naked...now think of swaying trees
10.) The hand-sign for "living" is the same thing as "magic fingers"
11.) My father's recipe for chicken soup starts with
"Steal 2 chickens"
12.) Wait...is that?...no it couldn't...YES!! ITS JESUS!!! I finally
found you, you crafty savior! *runs off*
13.) Spock from "Star Trek" is a Crip because he throws up gang
signs all the time, wears blue, and gets killed
14.) you hear about all these people drinking alcohol all the time,
the drunks are always a 40-year old "OMG there is NO way
that is NOT incest" ugly
but the people in commercials who drink are always good-
looking...know what that means... it means alcohol has
feelings too...you think alcohol LIKES getting drank by some
fat kid trying to impress his MOM!?! NO! it wants a picture
with Paris Hilton for some exposure fool! so remember: Alcohol has feelings too, don't drink unless you're pretty
15.) Most admins from gaia get together and watch "The A-Team" (not that there is anything wrong with that, the A-Team did free Iraq after all) This has inspired several of their messages, including posting too soon like a FOO and asking you to stop glitching your pants off (Seriously people...thats horrible)
16.) Karate on the moon is fun and educational, plus when the Russians watch it they get mad again
17.) I think its hard not to love the MPT, unless you're a human slave trader or some kind of drug pusher...or satan, satan doesn't like the MPT
18.) The MPT is Lupig's final solution, its vast glory and power will rise beyond that of mere mortals and the chosen shall asend to the ranks of the few who will survive the coming dawn. None shall escape the masters vigilance
19.) China doesn't exist, think about it...have you ever actually SEEN China??? NO! because its just those crazy Japanese with their game shows, you are not actually riding around in "China" it is a big circle in Japan with changing buildings. Watch, some crazy asian man is going to jump out and say "Yuu want Millun Dawa!!"
20.) Splendigerous is a word created by me, It is a combination of "splended" and "digerous", which makes it the best word in the world just under "Truthiness"
21.) We may be on at the same time, but I broadcast under a different frequency, this means you are going to have to go around my internets tube because I'm chillin' in the merge lane b***h
22.) Chuck Norris is a panzy - KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOUR CHUCK NORRIS JOKES DO NOT SWAY ME!!! - Bruce Lee beat his honky butt and that is ultimate proof that he is beatable so HA INTERNETS!!! PWNT!!!
23.) AEKEA DOMINATES!!! AEKEA FTW!!
24.) The only reason Aekea lost is because the admins were too distracted by the summer festival to watch enough A-team (which refills their justice bars) and give Aekea their true, golden trophies.
25.) Recently, the building in which the makers of Gaia hermit in was flooded and it caused Gaia to shut down for awhile, and you might ask yourself: "Why did it flood there anyways?" the answer is not because of "rain" as they would have you believe, oh no siree not at all. It was the Wrath of God (take that $cientists) that caused the flood, and it was performed because Aekea lost the summer festival!!!! Should have watched more A-team and that probably wouldn't have happened. *tsk tsk tsk*
Stay tuned in for more updates on my thoughts!
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