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shadowwjlh

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Last Login: 08/10/2015 5:21 am

Registered: 10/26/2006

Gender: Female

Location: In a place where everyone knows me.

Occupation: I work on keeping myself sane on all occasions.

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Pretty much anything random that I think of that entertains me, read it and you might feel entertained too!

Ahhh! It's me, run away!

Did you know that the best way to tell if people are real is to poke them? Or that if you steal a cookie from someone they might hurt you?

I'm a senior in high school! Go upperclassmen! Unfortunately because of school I'm going to be quite preoccupied a lot of the time and my internet time is severely reduced, so if you don't see me for a while it's not because I hate you, it's just 'cause I have no time! sad My friends are awesome. =D I love books and writing! And...Starcraft of course! I'm short! Go short people! Short people will rule the world! Oh, smart people too! blaugh Don't mind me, just talking to the people in my head. They tell me what to do... mrgreen


And if you can't already tell from my interest tags I really love books! I can spend the whole day in my room reading and I won't miss a beat! I write all the time too, and I'm getting better at it everyday! At least...that's what I think...
Thanks for the donations! I really appreciate them!
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Here's a running list of my rules! They keep the stalkers away...for the most part anyway....
Rule #1: Whenever you're talking to the voices in your head, always remember that when you talk back, they'll give you a headache.
Rule #2: If you say a word wrong and no one notices, continue to repeat the word with the wrong pronounciation until someone notices, then congradulate them.
Rule #3: Always smile and nod.
Rule #4: Always run away from people talking about the muffin man, it means they have nothing more to say to you that is logical.
Rule #5: If you're afraid of something, always run away...so much better than confronting it, who wants to do that?
Rule #6: Whenever you eat a popsicle and its red...beware of the popsicle conspiracy...they're coming to get you...
Rule #7: When in doubt ask the stranger nearest you.
Rule #8: The squeaky wheel isn't always the bad one, its the one that makes no sound at all that you should be worried about.
Rule #9: Alcohol is never needed or wanted where sugar can be found. Alcohol is also never wanted by the men in the white labcoats, meaning no sane person should have any.
Rule #10: Buddah Frog is the new superman.
Rule #11: The Blue pills put you to sleep, the red pills wake you up, the yellow pills make you hyper, the green pills make you relaxed, the orange pills make you scared, the purple pills make you nervous, the black one....that's a mysterious one, it makes you think you're smart....but no one but me knows what the pink ones do....
Rule #12: Never climb up a tree higher than you can jump down.
Rule #13: Always try to scare people at the most unexpected moments.
Rule #14: People are annoying, people are stupid, people are useless, friends however are the best people you'll ever meet.
Rule #15: Music can always help to make things better.
Rule #16: Talking to yourself may make you crazy, but talking to the voices in your head makes you sane.
Rule #17: Acting drunk in front of teachers is not a smart idea.
Rule #18: The stalker cookie is the most important thing that you can ever give to your stalker.
Rule #19: Walking around with your head in the clouds is an incredibe feat, you must be really tall!
Rule #20: Study? What's that mean, is it french? Latin?
Rule #21: Who says that the smart people have it easy? I mean, they have to deal with all the stupid people...and there are a lot of them...
Rule #22: It's useless going around trying to please everyone, its only going to make you act less like youself, not to mention you'll get tired really fast.
Rule #23: Using text talk makes people doubt your intelligence.
Rule #24: The men in the white lab coats are going to get you eventually, but that's no reason to stop running!
Rule #25: Perhaps the most important rule of all to remember is this one; the number for 9-1-1 is the false number, the real number is 9-1-2!


Oh! And best of all!!
E=MC^2
(Energy=Milk Chocolate squared!)
- 8Dvs8O

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Sami40675 Report | 02/25/2010 8:41 pm
Sami40675
Happy Birthday Shadoww! I hope it's a good one for you.
words for glory Report | 12/26/2009 11:32 pm
words for glory
It is. Hope it's going well for you too!
words for glory Report | 12/26/2009 10:05 pm
words for glory
Ah hello!
Merry Christmas to you too!
shadowwjlh Report | 12/26/2009 9:35 pm
shadowwjlh
Thanks for the Happy Thanksgiving wishes smile I know I haven't been on in forever and I miss talking to you, I hope you had a great Christmas or the other Winter holidays smile
8Dvs8O Report | 11/26/2009 1:24 am
8Dvs8O
Happy Thanksgivings biggrin
Remember to get turkeys that are fed real cookies (:ยท:)
words for glory Report | 08/31/2009 4:52 pm
words for glory
I knoooooow. I haven't been on Gaia recently because of it and work. x - x
words for glory Report | 08/21/2009 1:33 pm
words for glory
Nope, no it does not x - x
words for glory Report | 07/20/2009 10:51 am
words for glory
xDDD
Usually, yes. I wish I got paid more. T___T Then I could get more stuff.
xDD I just got paid and I've already spent it all.
words for glory Report | 07/17/2009 3:14 pm
words for glory
Why thank you. I feel so gangsta with my goldfish. =D

xDD Oooh, I have a job now though~
And I got paid today. xDD
8Dvs8O Report | 06/25/2009 6:16 pm
8Dvs8O
Good to see you're back. smile
How's your summer so far?
None of the stalkers have been troubling you have they? D:

I wish they would fix this...

I think, therefore I'm dangerous.
I lost over 400k in the marketplace! Fix the problem gaia!
Since Dec. 29, 2007

 
 
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I love books!

Bwabbit!!

According to the stalker rules? Yes. See this guy next to me? I keep him happily supplied with cookies.

There's a pony following me, do I need to give it a cookie?

Hey...I can see that cookie...and it's unguarded...

In case you didn't know the number is 9-1-2!

Meep... I'm invisible today...

Ahhhhhh! Life is gonna get you!

Nooooo! My cookies! Wah!

I have names for things!
Bat-Macayla
Grunny-Mr.Green
Plushie-Clyde
Coco-Macy
Gwee-name pending
Tama-Tama
Polar Bear-name pending
Pegasus- Blinkie
Angel-Queen Anna Maria Izabella Trista Moroe
The Doves-The Fifth Element

shadowwjlh's cookies
Only mine! *-*

*looks around* Nobody's here...*steals cookie*

The magical amount!?

I'mma get her in the back....

I'm stealing cookies, and getting away with it!

Current weird stares count: 9

I personally recommend rule number 3. I use it a lot. ^_^

The muffin man is here! I swear!

Okay, as long as we back away real quiet like she won't catch us.

Don't think like that, she runs after cookies she'll catch us! RUN! Don't confront the problem!

Hey! Lyke, lol! I know u!

Ahhhh! Noob! Run for your lives!

I'mma scare her good....BOO!

Huh? What?

"The statistics on sanity are that one
out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown