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Greetings Earthlings! I am Invader Zug. Fear me for I shall invade your home while you sleep and fill your toilet with clear gellitin! Then I'll rig your fridge with an alarm that laughs at you every time you open it! After that, I'll steal all of your springy door-stoppers because I love springy door-stoppers with their wonderful springiness! And once I have done all of this, I will rig your doorbell to burp every time someone rings it!Oh, by the way, I was ordered by the Irken empire to inform you all that all of your base are belong to us, the cake is a lie and no, it's NOT safe! So long and thanks for all the fish!
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