Infinite words of Wisdom

you can't have a cake and bake it too.........or can you?

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Nobody won by dying for their country- they let the other loser die for HIS country!

Suburbia. Where they cut down trees and name streets after them.

After they make styofoam, what do they ship it in?

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

Illogical Submission: Ha! We just caught you trying to add youself to your own Friend List or Ignore List! Please seek psychiatric help for your strange self-esteem issues.-why wont it let me add myself?