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You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
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[NPC] Rinal Value: 181,732 Gold
[Item Information]Item List:
Flame SwordOrange Tribal Left Arm TattooOrange Tribal Right Arm TattooReally Jacked Up ShirtReally Jacked Up PantsSun StaffReally Jacked Up GlovesJacked Up CapeDemonic AnkletsJacked Up BootsZorro MaskFlame SwordFlame Sword Try to make it past level three. Turn on your speakers.
Total Value: 32,233,671 Gold
[Item Information]Item List:
That 70s White ShirtBlack GetaGRIP PantsGray SKA shoesWhite Medical GlovesGray LongjohnsZorro MaskWestern ZodiacAncient KatanaNitemare ScarfDemonic AnkletsPortable Stereo Headphones
Total Value: 7,755,073 Gold
[Item Information]Item List:
That 70s White ShirtThose 70s White PantsDead Sexy Moonlight CoatBlack Stripe Racer SneakersWhite Medical GlovesMythic HairWestern ZodiacZorro MaskAngelic MicrophoneAngelbowCloudCloudMythrill HaloAngelic SashSolar CloakGuitar of AngellusAngelic Pendant (Glow)Ice TiaraStaff of the AngelsWhen I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
- Marcel Achard
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
- Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
- Douglas Adams
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams
Far back in the mists of ancient time, in the great and glorious days of the former Galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax free.
Mighty starships plied their way between exotic suns, seeking adventure and reward among the furthest reaches of Galactic space. In those days, spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before -- and thus was the Empire forged.
- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
- Henry Adams
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
- Scott Adams
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line.
- Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert on the ending of the strip Calvin and Hobbes
Dear Mr. Adams,
Where do all of your ideas come from? -Nathan
Dear Nothin,
Mr. Adams gets most of his ideas while in the shower. The bathroom door is closed when it happens, so there are two possible sources. Either the ideas are contained in the clean, chlorinated water that comes from the showerhead, or they emanate from the public sewer system and waft up through the drain. Judging from the quality of Mr. Adams' ideas, I think we can rule out the showerhead.
Sincerely, Dogbert
Scott Adams - Dilbert
The reason why Absurdist plays take place in No Man's Land with only two characters is primarily financial.
- Arther Adamov - Russian-born French dramatist
An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.
- Konrad Adenauer
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, -Los Angeles 445 miles- I said to myself, -I've got to get out of this lane.-
- Franklyn Ajaye
The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.
- Noelie Alite
Statistics have shown that mortality increases in the military during wartime.
- Alphonse Allais
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
- Fred Allen
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
- Fred Allen
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
- Fred Allen - Comedian
Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.
- Fred Allen
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
- Fred Allen
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.
- Henry Allen
Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
- Eric Allman
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
- Guy Almes
Outside every fat man there is an even fatter man trying to close in.
- Kimpley Amis - British novelist
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
- Kingsley Amis
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
- Jeremy S. Anderson
We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing, and what a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while actually producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization.
- Petronius Arbiter, 210 B.C.
My good intentions are completely lethal.
- Margaret Atwood
Of course, Behaviourism works. So does torture. Give me a no-nonsense, down-to-earth behaviourist, a few drugs, and simple electrical appliances, and in six months will have him reciting the Athanasian creed in public.
- W.H. Auden
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- St. Augustine of Hippo - Bishop of Hippo
The Jews and Arabs should sit down and settle their differences like good Christians.
- Warren Austin - US Politician and diplomat
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