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oh my it's Roger heart well... I like art. That's a pretty big one. Oh and reading, I love to read! Science Fiction, Historical Fiction, Comedy, Drama,... romance( oh, don't be so scandalized, old school stuff like Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre)
blah blah random stuff...
Ok, you wanna know the truth about fortune cookies?... I'll tell you. Here's how I know they 'KNOW': Ok, well I've been getting fortune cookies a lot lately... and consequentally I've gotten all the same fortune. "learn to speak Chinese" at first I just shrugged it off as coincidence... but now... I don't know. It's even started to tell me chinese words! It knows I haven't learned...
haha ok I'm not stupid... it was funny right? whatever.
Quotes from Jack Handey:
Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
As the snow started to fall, he tugged his coat tighter around himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, "What the-?" And then they would recognize me, and go, "Oh, it's you, the Prince of Weasels."
I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. Item List:
AngelbowAngelic PendantAngelic SashAngelic ScarfBallet Toe ShoesElegant VeilElegant VeilElegant VeilFresh Grass SkirtGift of the GoddessGreen Ska CoatLaurelsPixieStaff of the AngelsEstimated Total: 12,534,998 Gold
(Estimated with known item values on 14 February 2007)
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