About
Name: Jesus of Suburbia
Birthplace: California
Current Location: California
Eye Color: Hazel-ish?
Hair Color: Dirty Dirty blond (hehe)
Hairstyle: Whatever my hair wants to be, I don't tell it what to do
Hair Length: Long for a boy
Height: Im not going to tell you that or you will laugh
Handedness: Right, I try to use left and it has a funny result
Goal For This Year: Shhh thats provate
Most Overused Phrase Online: GTFO!
Best Physical Feature: You decide
Your Bedtime: 9
Do you Smoke?: Nope
Do you Swear: Only when my parents cant hear me
Have you Been in Love?: Kinda sorta yeah I have
Who are you with?: No one...
Do you believe in yourself?: Iunno
Are you Attractive?: Maybe?
Do you get along with your Parents?: Sometimes.
Do you play an Instrument?: Nope
Ever been Drunk?: Once
Ever been called a Tease?: By a guy on youtube
Ever been Beaten up?: Yes
How do you want to Die?: Torched by a monkey riding on a jackhammer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Hitman
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Sexuality: Straight
Virginity Status: Virgin
Do you like Anime/Manga?:Somewhat
Personality: Crazy/preppy/emo/goth/OMG ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!
Zodiac Sign
razz icese? Pises? whatever
Birthday: 2 of March
Religion: Atheistish
Subculture:Harry Potter fanfiction, live it, love it
Favorite Colors: Green, Black, Silver
Outfit of Choice: Clothes
Current Crushes: See Above at Who are you with:
Website: Gaia ITS MINE , ALL MINE!
Blog: Jeusos.blogspot.com
Number of CDs I own: somewhere between 1 and a sideways 8
Your Fears: Responsibility
Your Perfect Pizza: olive and mushroom and all sorts of stuff
Do you Sing: In the shower!
Do you Shower Daily:usually once, sometimes twice
Do you want to get Married: That word scares me, see fears
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely
Are you a Health Freak: I naturally eat healthy
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, I love the fires they create sometimes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes, with (see who are you with)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmm raw fish XP ewww
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah when I streaked acro- I mean no
Favorite Song: anything Greenday
Theme Songs: ******** Authority; and Jesus of Suburbia( Shoshna is my Mary Jane (See the lyrics to Jesus of Suburbia XP))
Most Hated Gaia Member: Dont have one
Kidz, God loves you! Today, lets talk about very angry people who are out to get you! Yes, I'm talking about the people God hates more than anyone, the atheists!
It's True Kidz, and not only because I capitalized the "T" in true!
Atheists, or "athiests" as spelled by most Christians are people who worship Satan! That's right, they actually serve Satan, and NOT God! What's worse is they will lie to you and tell you they don't believe in God.
If someone stops believing in God, it makes God so angry that He will never forgive them no matter what! Atheism is the worst sin there is! Atheists are worse that child rapists and mass murderers because they all can be forgiven!
Mark 3:29
". . . But whoever blasphemes against the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven; he is guilty of an eternal sin."
Atheists drink goat enema and eat the flesh of aborted babies.
Atheists don't celebrate any holidays, but Halloween, since that is Satan's birthday as some Christian guy said or something. Atheists are always grouchy and smell like poop.
Who is an atheist?
--Someone who supports the religion of Evolution
--Is a line cook
--Says "I am an ATHEIST"
--Has a pin that says "I am an ATHEIST"
--Wears a T-Shirt that says "I am an ATHEIST"
--Doesn't like sports
--Celebrates Halloween(i know i shouldnt say hell but it pisses ppl off so I do it)
--Watches cable
--Does drugs
--Plays video games
--Goes to college
--Calls 'liberate', murder
--Stays up late at night
--Is laughing now
--Drinks blood
--Is a homosexual
--Is religious (since Christianity is Truth)
--Plays chess
--Isn't Republican
--Eats shellfish
--Plays Second Life
--Shops at Mistress Knows Best<>
If you see an atheist, scream at the top of your lungs,
"LORD PROTECT ME!!"
Run away as fast as possible and tell your Daddy, Mommy, Pastor, and Teacher what happened. Atheists will try to talk to you and lie to you to make you hate God like them! Let the adults handle with the grouchy atheists, since you don't want to go to Hell like them, DO YOU!?
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