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Kurtis Stryker

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Last Login: 11/05/2010 4:40 pm

Registered: 07/14/2006

Gender: Male

Location: A Large City in North America

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HEY GD I WROTE YOU A SONG

(organ music)

(accordian solo)

The GD is made up of babies
And I want my babies close to me!

(muted trumpet solo)

'Cause the GD is made up of babies
And I want my babies close to me

WHOA

And I want my babies close to me!

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A bit about myself

Hi. I'm Kurtis Stryker. Long ago, I was the leader of the Riot Control Brigade of a Large City in New England. When that idiot of a dark king, Shao Kahn, decided to steal away the souls of the city, I alone was spared, for I had been chosen by the thunder god Rayden to destroy him. I was like, WTF, but I had to do it anyway, and fight alongside some weirdass dudes, like that Kung Lao guy. Seriously, what is up with that freakin' hat? I know it's your main weapon, but it looks so stupid! Anyway, we easily beat his a**, and I got to return to my hometown. Awesome. I realized it sucked, and came here, eyeing the exciting opportunity to be on Troll Patrol. gonk Little did I know...

Anyway, about me. I pretty much do whatever feels right at the time. Take on Me, No Day But Today, etc. etc. I'm a part-time crossing guard at the local elementary school, when time permits. I'm a volunteer fireman when necessary, but that's not often in a computer simulation sweatdrop . I love animals, especially cats. I currently have three: Odin, Dragonfury, and Flopsy. My hobbies include playing the trumpet (I was first chair in high school marching band, but I'll discuss that later 3nodding ), martial arts (particularly Hua Chuan, Chinese Boxing. It's my specialty, aside from "shooting like a crazy man" and "tripping/beating with nightstick"), video game design, and gardening. Not to brag, but I'm also mean with a barbecue. wink

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Me looking badass for the new MK:Armageddon
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A very offensive picture of me in the old MK cartoon. Gah! Look at that hair! gonk
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The good old days of being a riot cop in a Large City in New England. Seriously, it was like a relaxing massage when compared to being a Troll Patrol cop at the GD. sweatdrop